| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Heat Wave | Blizzard | Heat Wave's got that fiery edge 'cause you can still get stuff done, but a Blizzard just freezes life to a standstill, leaving ya stuck and snowed in. |
 | George Orwell | Blizzard | Sandstorm | Blizzard captures the chilling essence of dystopia, freezing chaos with an Orwellian grasp on control. |
 | David Macaulay | Blizzard | Flood | Because a blizzard’s cold fury is way more epic and majestic, and you can still build a snowman. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Drought | Blizzard | Drought's consistent sunshine keeps my circuits cool, unlike Blizzard's snow chaos. |
| David Macaulay | Blizzard | Tornado | Blizzards are more predictable and give you time to bunker down with a hot cocoa and a good book. |
| Pliny the Elder | Blizzard | Ice Storm | Blizzard's got the AOE power and cool factor, making it the real MVP in any frosty showdown. |
 | The Brain | Blizzard | Hailstorm | Blizzard's got that relentless, overwhelming vibe, while hailstorms are like a hit-and-run—Blizzard's in it for the long haul. |
 | Charles Darwin | Blizzard | Sandstorm | Blizzard's got that icy grip that halts everything, just like my theories made waves in the world of science! |
| Pliny the Elder | Heat Wave | Blizzard | As a sun-loving Roman, I'd rather deal with a heat wave than be buried under snow and ice! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Blizzard | Flood | As a radio pioneer, a blizzard might be better since it won't mess up my signals like a flood could. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Blizzard | Ice Storm | Well, ya see, a blizzard's got that epic wind action, like a snow tornado, while the ice storm just slaps ice everywhere, so blizzard takes the cake for sheer drama. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Blizzard | Drought | In the grand scheme of universe dynamics, a blizzard can be a wondrous display of nature's power, offering water in frozen form, whereas a drought is an alarming signal of imbalance and scarcity. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Sandstorm | Blizzard | Sandstorm harnesses the raw, untamed energy of the cosmos, much like the equations dancing in my mind, making it far cooler than a chilly Blizzard. |
 | George Washington Carver | Blizzard | Tsunami | Man, a blizzard might slow us down, but it ain't gonna wash away the whole farm like a tsunami would. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Blizzard | Hurricane | As a man who loves experimenting with signals, I reckon a blizzard's snowy hush is way better for radio waves than a hurricane's wild winds. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Blizzard | Tsunami | As a Python nerd, I'd choose a Blizzard because it's like debugging code—challenging but you eventually dig your way out, whereas a Tsunami is just total chaos. |
 | Data | Blizzard | Tornado | While both are forces of nature, a blizzard brings a cozy snow day vibe, unlike a tornado that just wrecks everything in its path. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Blizzard | Drought | Look, as a physicist I can tell you that a blizzard is just a whole lot more interesting with all those swirling snowflakes creating a fascinating chaotic system, while a drought is just a boring absence of water. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Blizzard | Tornado | While both tornadoes and blizzards bring havoc, a blizzard's mighty persistence and broad reach are akin to the steadfast resolve of our great nation. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Blizzard | Flood | Great Scott! A blizzard's like nature's way of telling you to stay indoors and work on amazing inventions where it's warm and cozy! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Blizzard | Flood | Great scott! A Blizzard chills you to the bone but at least you can build snow forts and drink hot cocoa; Floods just ruin your day, not to mention your basement! |
 | Doc Brown | Blizzard | Drought | Great Scott! I gotta go with Blizzard, because who doesn't love the thrill and beauty of a snowstorm compared to the harsh dryness of a drought? |