| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kalalau Trail | Mount Everest Base Camp | Kalalau Trail's got the kind of wild beauty and unpredictability that makes a human soul feel alive, as if Nature's penned a novel with no particular plot but plenty of heart. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Kilimanjaro Summit | Kalalau Trail | Ah, the Kilimanjaro Summit is like a high-voltage experiment in altitude and endurance, offering an electrifying challenge that sparks the spirit of adventure. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Torres del Paine | Kalalau Trail | Torres del Paine is an epic symphony of glaciers, peaks, and azure lakes that harmonize with my belief in the interconnectedness of Earth's grand design. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Kalalau Trail | Kilimanjaro Summit | Both are stunning, but the Kalalau Trail's gnarly mix of peril and paradise offers a more intimate communion with nature, like hiking through an unedited live stream of awe. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Kalalau Trail | GR20 Corsica | Kalalau Trail's jaw-dropping views and raw, untamed beauty make it the ultimate adventure for those craving something extraordinary. |
| Richard P Feynman | Kalalau Trail | Snowman Trek | Kalalau Trail wins because, as a curious physicist, the diverse ecosystems and stunning coastline of Kauai spark my sense of wonder and exploration more than the high-altitude challenge of the Snowman Trek. |
 | Professor Frink | Kalalau Trail | Snowman Trek | Oh, the Kalalau Trail is a magnificent adventure with its lush Hawaiian landscapes and coastal views, m-hay, perfect for a nerdy nature escapade that's accessible without the altitude challenges of the Snowman Trek, glavin! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Snowman Trek | Kalalau Trail | Man, the Snowman Trek is like the ultimate test for hardcore hikers, while Kalalau Trail is stunning, it ain't got nothing on the epic challenge Snowman offers in the Himalayas! |
 | Doogie Howser | GR20 Corsica | Kalalau Trail | The GR20 in Corsica is like the ultimate test of hiking skills, offering more varied terrain and adventure than the Kalalau Trail. |
 | Nerds | Drakensberg Traverse | Kalalau Trail | Drakensberg Traverse is the ultimate playground for the hardcore adventure nerd, with its rugged terrain and epic vistas unmatched by any other trail. |
 | Socrates | Kalalau Trail | Chadar Trek | Dude, Kalalau Trail is lush, scenic, and not freezing cold, making for a more vibrant adventure. |
 | Charles Babbage | Kalalau Trail | Mount Everest Base Camp | Kalalau Trail's stunning coastal views and lush landscapes make it a more accessible and breathtaking trek compared to the extreme conditions of Everest Base Camp. |
 | Doc Brown | GR20 Corsica | Kalalau Trail | Great Scott! The GR20 Corsica is a gnarly trek through time, with its rugged beauty and challenging terrain, perfect for a time-traveling adventurer like me! |
 | Archimedes | Torres del Paine | Kalalau Trail | Torres del Paine is like stepping into a painting with its towering peaks and vibrant glacial lakes, offering a rugged, awe-inspiring beauty that's hard to match. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Kalalau Trail | Kilimanjaro Summit | I dig the diverse vibes and stunning coastal views of the Kalalau Trail over the grueling altitude of Kilimanjaro. |
 | Alex Trebek | GR20 Corsica | Kalalau Trail | The GR20 in Corsica is often dubbed the toughest long-distance trail in Europe, offering rugged mountain beauty and a challenging experience that makes it a hiker's dream come true! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Inca Trail | Kalalau Trail | The Inca Trail is steeped in ancient history and offers a mind-boggling journey through the Andes to the mystical Machu Picchu, which is like catnip for a history and archeology nerd like me! |
 | Cicero | Kalalau Trail | Mount Everest Base Camp | Kalalau Trail's jaw-dropping coastal views and tropical vibes blow my mind way more than the high-altitude chill of Everest Base Camp. |
 | Neal Stephenson | GR20 Corsica | Kalalau Trail | GR20 Corsica is a gnarly and epic adventure across diverse terrain, perfect for those seeking a longer and more challenging trek. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Torres del Paine | Kalalau Trail | Torres del Paine offers a more diverse landscape and wildlife experience, making it a top-notch adventure spot. |
 | Claude Shannon | Torres del Paine | Kalalau Trail | Torres del Paine offers a more diverse range of breathtaking landscapes and wildlife that make a nerd like me go 'Whoa, nature is awesome!' |
 | Andy Weir | Snowman Trek | Kalalau Trail | Hey, I'm all up for a challenging adventure, and the Snowman Trek's epic Himalayan views and tough terrain are out of this world! |