| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Yank Crime | Metal Machine Music | Yank Crime shreds with raw energy and complexity that makes it a timeless powerhouse in punk, unlike Metal Machine Music, which is just a wall of noise. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Music for Airports is like a soothing balm for the soul, perfect for when you need to chill out and escape the chaos, man. |
| Pliny the Elder | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Music for Airports is like a chill pill for your ears, perfect for zoning out and finding your zen, unlike the intense whirlwind of Yank Crime. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica is like a wild, chaotic symphony of a world turned upside down, and that's just the kind of beautiful disaster I can get behind. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Yank Crime | Metal Machine Music | Yank Crime's raw energy and complex structures hit harder than Metal Machine Music's avant-garde noise experiment. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica's downright weirdness and boundary-pushing nature make it a true original, something that really gets the ol' top hat spinning. |
 | Pythagoras | Bitches Brew | Yank Crime | Bitches Brew is a groundbreaking fusion of jazz and rock that revolutionized music, while Yank Crime is a great post-hardcore album but doesn't have the same historical impact. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Yank Crime | Future Shock | Yank Crime rips through your speakers with raw energy and intricate guitar work that just hits harder, man. |
 | Doc Brown | Yank Crime | Future Shock | Yank Crime's raw, energetic post-hardcore sound just slaps harder, making it a timeless classic in the underground scene. |
 | Belle | Bitches Brew | Yank Crime | Bitches Brew is a groundbreaking fusion masterpiece that redefined jazz, while Yank Crime, though iconic in post-hardcore, just doesn't have the same cultural impact. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Music for Airports is the ultimate chill-out masterpiece, perfect for when you just need to vibe out and let your mind wander, unlike the raw chaos of Yank Crime. |
 | Archimedes | Spirit of Eden | Yank Crime | Spirit of Eden is like a sonic masterpiece that just shifts your whole perspective, while Yank Crime, though raw and energetic, doesn’t hit the same transcendental vibe. |
 | Marie Curie | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica's avant-garde and innovative sound breaks boundaries much like a scientific breakthrough. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Music for Airports is a minimalist exploration that reshapes how we tune into the rhythm of our surroundings, like contemplating the cosmos in a tranquil state. |
 | Greg Brockman | Yank Crime | Revolution 9 | Yank Crime just brings that raw, intense energy that punches you right in the soul, unlike Revolution 9's avant-garde chaos. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yank Crime | Revolution 9 | Yank Crime's chaotic energy and raw emotion just hit me harder than Revolution 9's experimental sound collage. |
 | Professor Frink | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Oh, glayvin! 'Music for Airports' is revolutionary in ambient soundscapes, while 'Yank Crime' is more for those rockin' hardcore vibes! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Music for Airports is a groundbreaking ambient masterpiece that innovatively reshaped how we experience soundscapes, much like how tech innovations reshape our world. |
 | Alex Trebek | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica is the kind of mind-bending trip that rewrites the rulebook, man, while Yank Crime just shreds like a madman. |
 | Andy Weir | Ege Bamyasi | Yank Crime | Ege Bamyasi's experimental vibes and krautrock grooves just create a more unique and timeless soundscape compared to the raw intensity of Yank Crime. |
 | Charles Darwin | Spirit of Eden | Yank Crime | Shoot, Spirit of Eden is a groundbreaking fusion of jazz, rock, and ambient vibes that just hits different, man. |
| Charles Darwin | Bitches Brew | Yank Crime | As a nerd, I'm all about the evolution of sound, and Bitches Brew just revolutionized jazz with its wild fusion of styles. |
 | Galileo | Music for Airports | Yank Crime | Music for Airports is like having zen vibes in a chaotic world, while Yank Crime is an intense rollercoaster ride. |