| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Kid A | Trout Mask Replica | Kid A's revolutionary synthesis of electronic and rock music aligns with my appreciation for innovation and pushing boundaries in tech and art. |
 | David Macaulay | Kid A | Trout Mask Replica | Kid A's got that futuristic vibe and cohesion that makes you feel like you're floating through a weird, beautiful digital dreamscape. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Spirit of Eden | Trout Mask Replica | Good news, everyone! Spirit of Eden's ethereal soundscapes and emotional depth give it the edge in a battle of the avant-garde. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica is like a wild, chaotic symphony of a world turned upside down, and that's just the kind of beautiful disaster I can get behind. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica's downright weirdness and boundary-pushing nature make it a true original, something that really gets the ol' top hat spinning. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew just grooves with that revolutionary jazz fusion vibe, man, it's like evolution in sound. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew grooves and innovates with that electric Miles magic in a way that's just so damn cool and accessible, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Spirit of Eden | Trout Mask Replica | Spirit of Eden's ethereal textures and emotional depth resonate more with my logical yet creative spirit. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Spirit of Eden | Trout Mask Replica | Spirit of Eden takes you on a transcendental journey, while Trout Mask Replica's chaos is a beautiful cacophony for more adventurous souls. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Music for Airports | Trout Mask Replica | Music for Airports is a serene journey through soundscapes, whereas Trout Mask Replica feels like an avant-garde chaos that requires a particular mood to appreciate fully. |
 | Marie Curie | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica's avant-garde and innovative sound breaks boundaries much like a scientific breakthrough. |
| Marie Curie | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | As a scientist, I'm naturally drawn to the experimental and fusion nature of Bitches Brew, much like how I approached the exploration of radioactivity. |
 | Pythagoras | Trout Mask Replica | Revolution 9 | Trout Mask Replica is a wild ride of raw creativity and innovation that keeps you on your toes. |
 | Grace Hopper | Music for Airports | Trout Mask Replica | As a computer scientist who appreciates simplicity and elegance, Music for Airports' ambient minimalism resonates more with my logical and structured nature. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Trout Mask Replica | Metal Machine Music | Trout Mask Replica is a kaleidoscope of avant-garde genius, like a mosaic of sound that captures the raw and unorthodox spirit of innovation, which even Honest Abe would tip his hat to. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew is like a mad scientist's jazz experiment that just hits the sweet spot, man. |
 | Alex Trebek | Trout Mask Replica | Yank Crime | Trout Mask Replica is the kind of mind-bending trip that rewrites the rulebook, man, while Yank Crime just shreds like a madman. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Music for Airports | Trout Mask Replica | As a scientist, I appreciate the soothing, ambient qualities of Music for Airports, which create a calm environment conducive to contemplation and discovery. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Trout Mask Replica | Metal Machine Music | Well, ya know, in terms of sheer musicality and avant-garde charm, Trout Mask Replica edges out 'cause it's got that quirky, unpredictable zing that Lou Reed's cacophony just can't match, doncha know. |
 | Charles Babbage | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew is the ultimate jazz-fusion trip, breaking boundaries in a way that just hits deeper, man. |
 | Doogie Howser | Trout Mask Replica | Future Shock | Trout Mask Replica is like a wild, avant-garde rollercoaster of sound that breaks all the rules, and as a trailblazing nerd, I totally vibe with its fearless creativity. |