| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Macaulay | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A just hits me differently with its innovative soundscapes and cohesive album experience, whereas Revolution 9 feels more like an experimental outlier. |
 | The Brain | Spirit of Eden | Revolution 9 | Spirit of Eden is like a sonic masterpiece that takes you on a journey, while Revolution 9 is more of an experimental sound collage. |
 | Greg Brockman | Metal Machine Music | Revolution 9 | Metal Machine Music is like a relentless sonic experiment that just unapologetically shreds reality, and I vibe with that chaotic energy. |
 | Socrates | Music for Airports | Revolution 9 | Because Music for Airports is like a smooth ride through a cloud while Revolution 9 is more like a chaotic tumble down a rabbit hole. |
 | Charles Darwin | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A is like evolution in music form, constantly shifting and revealing new layers, while Revolution 9 is more of an experimental snapshot. |
 | Data | Spirit of Eden | Revolution 9 | Spirit of Eden just hits different with its groundbreaking post-rock vibes compared to the chaotic sound collage of Revolution 9. |
 | Pythagoras | Trout Mask Replica | Revolution 9 | Trout Mask Replica is a wild ride of raw creativity and innovation that keeps you on your toes. |
| Greg Brockman | Yank Crime | Revolution 9 | Yank Crime just brings that raw, intense energy that punches you right in the soul, unlike Revolution 9's avant-garde chaos. |
 | Charles Babbage | Future Shock | Revolution 9 | Future Shock, man, it’s got that wild vibe and predictive edge that speaks to the tech-obsessed future-gazing side of me. |
 | Larry Page | Spirit of Eden | Revolution 9 | Spirit of Eden is a masterpiece that blends post-rock and jazz influences, creating an innovative soundscape, while Revolution 9 is more of an experimental collage that doesn’t resonate with everyone. |
| Socrates | Revolution 9 | Future Shock | Revolution 9 is an iconic avant-garde sound collage that shook the foundations of musical convention, bro. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A is a landmark album that redefined the sonic landscape, while Revolution 9 is more of an experimental sound collage that not everyone can vibe with. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Spirit of Eden | Revolution 9 | Spirit of Eden is a transcendent journey through sound that evokes emotion and innovation, like a mad scientist's dream, while Revolution 9 is more of a chaotic experiment in auditory abstraction. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Future Shock | Revolution 9 | Future Shock's tech themes and exploration of change sync better with my software world than Revolution 9's avant-garde chaos. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yank Crime | Revolution 9 | Yank Crime's chaotic energy and raw emotion just hit me harder than Revolution 9's experimental sound collage. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Spirit of Eden | Revolution 9 | Spirit of Eden is like a beautifully crafted piece of tech, blending soundscapes in a way that resonates with my love for innovation and precision. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Metal Machine Music | Revolution 9 | Because if you're gonna go full chaos, Lou Reed's got the cojones to do it with unapologetic feedback madness! |
 | George Orwell | Ege Bamyasi | Revolution 9 | Ege Bamyasi grooves with a krautrock charm that's just more cohesive and rewarding than Revolution 9's avant-garde chaos. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A is an album that changed the game with its blend of electronic and rock sounds, man. |