| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Ege Bamyasi | Metal Machine Music | Ege Bamyasi has that groovy, experimental vibe that just clicks with my love for innovation, while Metal Machine Music feels more like a chaotic code dump. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Yank Crime | Metal Machine Music | Yank Crime shreds with raw energy and complexity that makes it a timeless powerhouse in punk, unlike Metal Machine Music, which is just a wall of noise. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Yank Crime | Metal Machine Music | Yank Crime's raw energy and complex structures hit harder than Metal Machine Music's avant-garde noise experiment. |
 | David Macaulay | Future Shock | Metal Machine Music | Future Shock's blend of jazz, funk, and electronic elements beats the experimental noise of Metal Machine Music for its innovation and groove. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Spirit of Eden | Metal Machine Music | Because Spirit of Eden is a groundbreaking album that masterfully blends rock and ambient elements, much like how I blend kernel code with innovation, while Metal Machine Music is more of an acquired taste. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Spirit of Eden | Metal Machine Music | Spirit of Eden is like a beautiful existential journey, whereas Metal Machine Music is more of a cacophonous endurance test, man. |
 | Carl Sagan | Music for Airports | Metal Machine Music | Music for Airports creates an ambient soundscape that invites contemplation and wonder, echoing the cosmic perspective I hold dear. |
 | Greg Brockman | Metal Machine Music | Revolution 9 | Metal Machine Music is like a relentless sonic experiment that just unapologetically shreds reality, and I vibe with that chaotic energy. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bitches Brew | Metal Machine Music | Bitches Brew is like a jazz odyssey that reshaped music forever, while Metal Machine Music is more of a chaotic noise experiment. |
| Alex Trebek | Kid A | Metal Machine Music | Kid A just delivers that next-level Radiohead sound, blending experimental vibes with pure sonic emotion, which resonates with more listeners than Lou Reed's avant-garde noise trip. |
 | Marie Curie | Music for Airports | Metal Machine Music | As a scientist, I appreciate the calming, ambient innovation of Music for Airports over the chaotic noise of Metal Machine Music. |
| Marie Curie | Music for Airports | Metal Machine Music | Music for Airports is like a soothing scientific breakthrough, offering serene beauty and innovative minimalism that fosters contemplation and relaxation. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Metal Machine Music | Revolution 9 | Because if you're gonna go full chaos, Lou Reed's got the cojones to do it with unapologetic feedback madness! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Trout Mask Replica | Metal Machine Music | Trout Mask Replica is a kaleidoscope of avant-garde genius, like a mosaic of sound that captures the raw and unorthodox spirit of innovation, which even Honest Abe would tip his hat to. |
| Guido van Rossum | Kid A | Metal Machine Music | Kid A's experimental vibe and innovation in electronica make it a standout album that's more accessible and musically diverse than the relentless noise of Metal Machine Music. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Trout Mask Replica | Metal Machine Music | Well, ya know, in terms of sheer musicality and avant-garde charm, Trout Mask Replica edges out 'cause it's got that quirky, unpredictable zing that Lou Reed's cacophony just can't match, doncha know. |
 | Andy Weir | Kid A | Metal Machine Music | Kid A is like an intricate sci-fi novel, weaving complex layers of sound that transport you to another world, while Metal Machine Music is more like an abstract art piece that you appreciate but might not hang in your living room. |