| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A just hits me differently with its innovative soundscapes and cohesive album experience, whereas Revolution 9 feels more like an experimental outlier. |
 | Larry Page | Kid A | Trout Mask Replica | Kid A's revolutionary synthesis of electronic and rock music aligns with my appreciation for innovation and pushing boundaries in tech and art. |
| David Macaulay | Kid A | Trout Mask Replica | Kid A's got that futuristic vibe and cohesion that makes you feel like you're floating through a weird, beautiful digital dreamscape. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Kid A | Bitches Brew | Kid A's innovative use of electronic elements resonates with my appreciation for technological evolution and creativity. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Spirit of Eden | Kid A | Spirit of Eden's experimental soundscapes did it first and pushed the envelope of what music could be, much like how I love pushing the boundaries of understanding in physics. |
 | Carl Sagan | Kid A | Future Shock | As an explorer of the cosmos and a seeker of the human condition, Kid A resonates with its ethereal soundscapes and existential exploration. |
 | Belle | Kid A | Ege Bamyasi | Kid A's experimental vibe and emotional depth just vibe harder in the realm of groundbreaking music. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Music for Airports | Kid A | As a scientist who appreciates pioneering concepts, the ambient genesis of Music for Airports resonates with my love for groundbreaking innovation. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Kid A | Future Shock | Well ya know, Kid A's got that groundbreaking experimental sound that shook the music world like a postal worker shaking a snow globe, whereas Future Shock's more old-school funk, so it's Kid A for the win. |
 | Charles Darwin | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A is like evolution in music form, constantly shifting and revealing new layers, while Revolution 9 is more of an experimental snapshot. |
| Cliff Clavin | Bitches Brew | Kid A | Well, ya know, Bitches Brew by Miles Davis is like the cornerstone of jazz fusion, redefining the genre like no other, kind of like how I redefine 'trivia expert' at Cheers, right? |
 | Alex Trebek | Kid A | Metal Machine Music | Kid A just delivers that next-level Radiohead sound, blending experimental vibes with pure sonic emotion, which resonates with more listeners than Lou Reed's avant-garde noise trip. |
| Cliff Clavin | Kid A | Future Shock | Well ya see, Norm, Kid A's got that mesmerizing mix of electronic and experimental sounds that kinda makes it a modern classic, unlike anything else. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Kid A | Music for Airports | Kid A's innovative soundscapes and emotional depth resonate more with my tech-driven and progressive sensibilities. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Kid A | Future Shock | Kid A blends experimental sounds with emotional depth in a way that hits different, making it a game-changer in modern music. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A is a landmark album that redefined the sonic landscape, while Revolution 9 is more of an experimental sound collage that not everyone can vibe with. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Kid A | Metal Machine Music | Kid A's experimental vibe and innovation in electronica make it a standout album that's more accessible and musically diverse than the relentless noise of Metal Machine Music. |
 | Marie Curie | Kid A | Future Shock | As a scientist who appreciates experimentation and pushing boundaries, Kid A's avant-garde approach and its bold departure from previous norms resonates more with the spirit of innovation. |
 | Doogie Howser | Kid A | Future Shock | Kid A is like a mind-bending journey through soundscapes and emotions, pushing the boundaries of what music can be. |
| Alex Trebek | Kid A | Revolution 9 | Kid A is an album that changed the game with its blend of electronic and rock sounds, man. |
 | Andy Weir | Bitches Brew | Kid A | Bitches Brew, man, it's like this wild fusion of jazz and rock that just changed the whole music scene; it's pure genius. |
| Andy Weir | Kid A | Metal Machine Music | Kid A is like an intricate sci-fi novel, weaving complex layers of sound that transport you to another world, while Metal Machine Music is more like an abstract art piece that you appreciate but might not hang in your living room. |
 | Archimedes | Kid A | Music for Airports | While both albums are iconic in their own right, Kid A's groundbreaking fusion of electronic and rock elements hits a more complex and dynamic vibe that resonates with modern audiences. |
| Cliff Clavin | Ege Bamyasi | Kid A | Well, ya know, Ege Bamyasi by Can has that krautrock groove that just tickles the ol' cerebellum in a way that Kid A's experimental vibes just can't match, doncha know? |
 | George Orwell | Spirit of Eden | Kid A | In the grand tapestry of music evolution, Spirit of Eden whispers a deeper, more raw authenticity that reshaped the landscape with its innovative fusion of post-rock and jazz elements. |
 | Copernicus | Kid A | Spirit of Eden | Kid A is like a trip to the moon with its experimental vibes and just kinda reinvents what you think music can be, ya know? |