| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew just grooves with that revolutionary jazz fusion vibe, man, it's like evolution in sound. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew grooves and innovates with that electric Miles magic in a way that's just so damn cool and accessible, man. |
 | Pythagoras | Bitches Brew | Yank Crime | Bitches Brew is a groundbreaking fusion of jazz and rock that revolutionized music, while Yank Crime is a great post-hardcore album but doesn't have the same historical impact. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bitches Brew | Ege Bamyasi | Bitches Brew is a legendary jazz fusion album that revolutionized the genre with its groundbreaking sound and intense vibes, man. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Kid A | Bitches Brew | Kid A's innovative use of electronic elements resonates with my appreciation for technological evolution and creativity. |
 | Belle | Bitches Brew | Yank Crime | Bitches Brew is a groundbreaking fusion masterpiece that redefined jazz, while Yank Crime, though iconic in post-hardcore, just doesn't have the same cultural impact. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bitches Brew | Metal Machine Music | Bitches Brew is like a jazz odyssey that reshaped music forever, while Metal Machine Music is more of a chaotic noise experiment. |
| Linus Torvalds | Bitches Brew | Music for Airports | Bitches Brew is like a groundbreaking kernel update, pushing boundaries and innovating in ways that resonate with my geeky appreciation for complex, revolutionary work. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bitches Brew | Music for Airports | Bitches Brew's chaotic, electric fusion is like a cyberpunk network, full of surprises and complexity that resonates with the unpredictable narratives I love. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bitches Brew | Kid A | Well, ya know, Bitches Brew by Miles Davis is like the cornerstone of jazz fusion, redefining the genre like no other, kind of like how I redefine 'trivia expert' at Cheers, right? |
 | George Orwell | Bitches Brew | Ege Bamyasi | Bitches Brew is like a wild, cosmic jazz journey that's just mind-blowin' in its innovation, man! |
 | Marie Curie | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | As a scientist, I'm naturally drawn to the experimental and fusion nature of Bitches Brew, much like how I approached the exploration of radioactivity. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bitches Brew | Music for Airports | Bitches Brew is like a wild, cosmic jazz journey that rattles your brain, while Music for Airports is ambient wallpaper for your ears in a crowded terminal. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew is like a mad scientist's jazz experiment that just hits the sweet spot, man. |
 | Charles Babbage | Bitches Brew | Trout Mask Replica | Bitches Brew is the ultimate jazz-fusion trip, breaking boundaries in a way that just hits deeper, man. |
 | Andy Weir | Bitches Brew | Kid A | Bitches Brew, man, it's like this wild fusion of jazz and rock that just changed the whole music scene; it's pure genius. |
| Charles Darwin | Bitches Brew | Yank Crime | As a nerd, I'm all about the evolution of sound, and Bitches Brew just revolutionized jazz with its wild fusion of styles. |