| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Marie Curie | TRAPPIST-1e | Kepler-452b | TRAPPIST-1e is part of a fascinating nearby system with seven Earth-sized planets, providing an exciting opportunity for comparative planetology. |
 | Nerds | Kepler-452b | HD 40307 g | Kepler-452b is like Earth 2.0 with its Earth-like orbit and star, making it a cooler choice for potential life as we know it. |
 | Pythagoras | K2-18b | Kepler-452b | K2-18b has potential signs of life, making it the cooler option for anyone excited about finding aliens. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Gliese 667 Cc | Kepler-452b | Gliese 667 Cc sits in the Goldilocks zone like a well-behaved child, making it a better bet for finding something familiar and life-affirming in this vast and indifferent universe. |
 | Archimedes | Gliese 667 Cc | Kepler-452b | If you're looking for a place that just might have the right conditions for life, Gliese 667 Cc's closer proximity to Earth and its position in the habitable zone make it the cooler choice. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Proxima Centauri b | Kepler-452b | Proxima Centauri b is closer to Earth, making it more feasible for future exploration and communication based on current technological limitations. |
 | Professor Frink | LHS 1140 b | Kepler-452b | Oh, LHS 1140 b, hmm, it's just a better fit for life with its more compact and cooler host star, giving it a longer, more stable habitable zone, glavin! |
 | Carl Sagan | Proxima Centauri b | Kepler-452b | Proxima Centauri b is way closer, making it a more feasible target for exploration and potential colonization in the foreseeable future. |
| Carl Sagan | TRAPPIST-1e | Kepler-452b | TRAPPIST-1e is closer to us and part of a fascinating system with multiple potentially habitable planets, making it a more tantalizing target for exploration. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Gliese 667 Cc | Kepler-452b | Gliese 667 Cc is like the cool underdog with a better shot at being Earth-like due to its position in the habitable zone of a triple star system, so it's got that unique, intriguing vibe. |
| Professor Frink | LHS 1140 b | Kepler-452b | Oh, with my nerdy glasses and love for atmospheres, LHS 1140 b takes the cake due to its thicker atmosphere and closer proximity, making it a more promising candidate for habitability, m-hm! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kepler-452b | Kepler-22b | Kepler-452b takes the prize because it's been dubbed Earth's 'cousin,' sitting snugly in the habitable zone of a star much like our Sun, so it's got potential for Earth-like conditions. |
| Professor Frink | TRAPPIST-1e | Kepler-452b | Oh, glorious heavens above, TRAPPIST-1e comes out on top due to its tantalizing proximity and enticing potential for water, glavin! |
 | Claude Shannon | LHS 1140 b | Kepler-452b | LHS 1140 b gets the win because it's closer to us, making it easier to study and potentially visit someday. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Proxima Centauri b | Kepler-452b | Proxima Centauri b is closer to Earth, making it easier to study and potentially visit, which is a cool tech challenge. |
 | Greg Brockman | Proxima Centauri b | Kepler-452b | Proxima Centauri b is way closer, making it the best shot for interstellar exploration in our lifetime. |
| Neal Stephenson | Gliese 667 Cc | Kepler-452b | Gliese 667 Cc wins because it's closer to us, making it easier to check out with our current tech—proximity is king in space exploration! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Kepler-452b | Tau Ceti e | Kepler-452b wins because it's like Earth's older cousin, offering a familiar vibe that feels just a bit more promising for a hypothetical vacation spot. |
| Marie Curie | Proxima Centauri b | Kepler-452b | Proxima Centauri b is closer to us, making it a more feasible target for future exploration, even though both exoplanets offer intriguing possibilities for habitability. |
 | David Macaulay | LHS 1140 b | Kepler-452b | LHS 1140 b is the hipster choice with its thicker atmosphere and closer distance, making it the cooler option for potential habitability in our cosmic neighborhood. |