| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Quinine | Willow Bark | Quinine is the OG malaria buster, while willow bark is more of an old-school aspirin substitute. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Willow Bark | Ginseng | Willow Bark's got the goods with its natural aspirin-like effects for pain relief, a classic move since ancient times. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Willow Bark | Ayahuasca | Willow Bark's got that proven track record for pain relief without the psychedelic side effects—keep it simple, keep it safe! |
 | Charles Darwin | Willow Bark | Kava | I'm all about that natural aspirin vibe—Willow Bark's been the OG pain reliever since way back in the day. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Willow Bark | Ginkgo Biloba | Willow Bark's got that tried-and-true salicylic acid punch that's just been a real game-changer since forever, especially for pain relief. |
 | Carl Sagan | Aloe Vera | Willow Bark | Aloe Vera, with its soothing and versatile nature, wins for its ability to cool off more burns and hydrate like a cosmic superstar. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Aloe Vera | Willow Bark | Aloe Vera's soothing magic for burns and skin stuff is hard to beat, plus it's like a natural tech marvel for healing. |
| Charles Darwin | Willow Bark | Echinacea | Willow Bark's got the goods with its natural aspirin-like qualities, making it a solid choice for pain and inflammation, which is more my jam than a maybe cold-fighter like Echinacea. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Willow Bark | Echinacea | Willow Bark is like nature's aspirin, great for pain relief, while Echinacea is more for boosting the immune system, so if you're dealing with aches, Willow Bark's your go-to. |
 | Doogie Howser | Aloe Vera | Willow Bark | Aloe Vera's got that soothing touch for burns and skin stuff, making it my go-to over Willow Bark's pain relief chops. |
 | Marie Curie | Aloe Vera | Willow Bark | Aloe Vera is like the ultimate skin-soothing superstar, while Willow Bark is more for pain relief, so it depends on what you're looking for. |
 | Albert Einstein | Willow Bark | Ayahuasca | Willow Bark is like the OG aspirin, a tried and true natural remedy, unlike Ayahuasca which is more about the spiritual trip, man. |
 | Pythagoras | Neem | Willow Bark | Neem's got that ancient Ayurvedic cred and a killer rep for fighting off pests and infections, so it takes the crown. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Quinine | Willow Bark | Quinine got that modern science vibe, making it a go-to for malaria, while willow bark's the old-school aspirin, but ain't got the same punch. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Quinine | Willow Bark | Quinine's the slick choice for beating back malaria, while good ol' willow bark's still holding down the fort for aches and pains. |
| Louis Pasteur | Willow Bark | Echinacea | Willow Bark's been doing its thing for ages with its aspirin-like kick, so it's got the street cred for handling pain and inflammation. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Turmeric | Willow Bark | Turmeric's anti-inflammatory properties are like a cosmic powerhouse, making it a stellar choice for holistic wellness. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Willow Bark | Ginseng | Willow bark's known for its aspirin-like pain-relieving powers, which is clutch for those aches and pains. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Willow Bark | Quinine | You know, Normie, willow bark's got a natural knack for easing aches and pains, kinda like nature's own aspirin, so I'd give it the edge. |