| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Mediterranean | Chinese | As a Python-loving nerd, I appreciate the balanced and healthy vibes of Mediterranean cuisine, just like writing clean and efficient code. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Mediterranean | French | The Mediterranean vibe, with its sun-kissed charm and healthy eats, feels like a breath of fresh sea air to me. |
 | Professor Frink | Indian | Mediterranean | Oh, with the spices and the flavors, Indian cuisine is a real gastronomic symphony, showcasing a sheer brilliance in culinary chemistry, glavin! |
 | The Brain | Mediterranean | Spanish | Mediterranean cuisine's variety and balance of flavors make it a foodie paradise. |
 | Larry Page | Mediterranean | Thai | Mediterranean cuisine is vibrant and diverse, just like the data that drives innovation. |
 | Carl Sagan | Mediterranean | Greek | The Mediterranean diet embraces a broader variety of cultures and flavors, offering a more cosmic culinary experience. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Mediterranean | Mexican | Well, ya know, Mediterranean's got them olives and olive oil, which are like nature's little heart helpers, and that's somethin' to raise a glass of ouzo to. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Mediterranean | Indian | Mediterranean cuisine embraces olive oil, herbs, and fresh produce, aligning with my love for nature and sustainable living. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mediterranean | Chinese | In the grand design of things, the Mediterranean way harmonizes diverse cultures, promoting a holistic balance between nature, humanity, and nutrition. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mediterranean | Spanish | Mediterranean cuisine is the E=mc^2 of healthy eating, blending vibrant flavors with heart-friendly ingredients that even a physicist can appreciate. |
| Professor Frink | Greek | Mediterranean | Oh, by the great ghost of Archimedes, Greek cuisine takes the lead for its delightful combination of history, science, and deliciousness, glavin! |
| Guido van Rossum | Mediterranean | Chinese | Honestly, Mediterranean cuisine's fresh ingredients and variety just hit the spot for me. |
| Cliff Clavin | Mediterranean | French | Well, ya see, with that Mediterranean diet, you get all those healthy oils and fresh veggies, so it's like a ticket to a long, happy life, normie! |
 | Charles Darwin | Mediterranean | Spanish | Given the grand tapestry of natural selection, the Mediterranean offers a richer biodiversity and more varied ecosystems that would intrigue any explorer of life. |
 | Louis Pasteur | French | Mediterranean | As a proud Frenchman and scientist, I must say French culture's commitment to refinement and mastery, especially in cuisine and science, is unparalleled! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Mediterranean | Spanish | As a Roman, I find the Mediterranean's rich tapestry of cultures and histories more compelling, echoing the vast empire's glory. |
 | John von Neumann | Mediterranean | Spanish | As someone who appreciates variety and the convergence of diverse cultures, the Mediterranean region offers a more diverse culinary and cultural experience. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mediterranean | Greek | Mediterranean wins because it's like a culinary passport to diverse cultures while still embracing the Greek flavors. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mediterranean | Thai | The Mediterranean diet's got a bunch of scientific backing for heart health and all that jazz, so it's like physics for your body! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mediterranean | French | Mediterranean cuisine wins with its diverse and heart-friendly flavors that transport you to the sun-kissed shores of the Aegean Sea. |
| Nikola Tesla | Mediterranean | French | Mediterranean cuisine wins for its delightful blend of flavors and health benefits, much like the harmonious balance of alternating currents. |