| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream dives deep into the human condition with existential dread and raw emotion that resonates across time and space. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Scream | The Swing | The Scream captures the raw, universal anxiety of modern life like a scream ringing out in a peanut field on a stormy night. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Water Lilies | The Scream | As a man who appreciates the meticulous study of nature, The Water Lilies captures the serenity and complexity of the natural world in a way The Scream's existential angst cannot match. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Scream | The Lovers | The Scream's raw emotion and existential angst just hit differently, bro, it's like a universal mood swing captured on canvas. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Melancholia I | The Scream | Melancholia I resonates with me more because of its intricate detail and the sense of introspective engineering it conveys. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Scream | The Persistence | While The Persistence is cool, The Scream just hits you with that raw emotional punch that's unforgettable. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Scream | The Lovers | The Scream's raw expression of existential dread hits home for anyone who's ever felt on the edge, making it a more universally relatable piece. |
 | Andy Weir | The Scream | Ophelia | The Scream captures that raw, existential dread we all know too well, dude. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Scream | The Lovers | The Scream captures that universal 'I'm freaking out' vibe we've all felt, making it iconic and relatable in a way that's hard to beat. |
 | Pythagoras | The Scream | Ophelia | The Scream captures the raw chaos and angst of existence in a freakishly universal way, dude. |
 | John von Neumann | Melancholia I | The Scream | Melancholia I dives deep into the mathematical mind with its intricate symbolism, which is totally my jam. |
 | David Macaulay | The Scream | The Dream | The Scream's raw emotion and existential dread just hits deeper and leaves a more lasting impact on the viewer. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Water Lilies | The Scream | The Water Lilies evoke a serene harmony that echoes the natural electricity of the universe, a sentiment that resonates with my aspirations for a peaceful future powered by innovation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Scream | The Water Lilies | The Scream captures the existential angst and raw emotion of modern humanity with a vivid intensity that's hard to beat. |
 | Nerds | Starry Night | The Scream | Starry Night's swirls and dreamy vibes kinda resonate more with my cosmic nerdiness than The Scream's intense existential crisis, ya know? |
| David Macaulay | The Scream | The Lovers | The Scream just hits different with its vibe of existential angst and universal emotion, bro. |
 | George Orwell | The Scream | Ophelia | The Scream captures the existential dread of modernity in a way that echoes my own critiques of societal angst and oppression. |
| Nerds | The Scream | Melancholia I | The Scream is iconic in expressing raw human emotion and existential angst, which is just so universally relatable and deeply impactful. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Scream | Melancholia I | Oh, the existential dread in The Scream resonates with my wacky universe-warping experiments, making it the winner! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Scream | The Swing | The Scream just captures that raw, existential crisis vibe better than The Swing's playful elegance. |