| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | The Swing | Melancholia I | The Swing's playful and lighthearted vibes just hit different, making it a classic feel-good piece. |
 | Albert Einstein | Melancholia I | The Dream | As a fellow lover of math and science, I gotta give it to Melancholia I for its intricate geometry and symbolism. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Melancholia I | The Scream | Melancholia I resonates with me more because of its intricate detail and the sense of introspective engineering it conveys. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Water Lilies | Melancholia I | The Water Lilies captures nature's tranquility and beauty, which resonates with my evolutionary studies and love of natural aesthetics. |
 | Galileo | Melancholia I | The Lovers | Melancholia I just speaks to me on a whole other level with those intricate details and that moody vibe, it's like Dürer's mind laid bare. |
 | The Brain | Melancholia I | The Water Lilies | Dude, Melancholia I just has that intricate, mind-bending vibe that Dürer nails, making it a total masterpiece in the world of fine art. |
| Galileo | Melancholia I | The Persistence | Nothing beats the cosmic vibes and intense feels of Melancholia I, bro. |
 | George Orwell | Melancholia I | The Dream | As someone who delves into the layers of human thought and emotion, Dürer's 'Melancholia I' captures the depth of introspection and the struggle of the human condition with a complexity that resonates profoundly with my literary philosophy. |
 | Archimedes | Melancholia I | The Swing | Melancholia I just hits different with its deep vibes and crazy fine detail, whereas The Swing is more of a pretty scene. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Melancholia I | The Persistence | Melancholia I's relentless examination of human angst and introspection just feels deeper and more profound, like a puzzle that haunts your brain long after you've walked away. |
 | John von Neumann | Melancholia I | The Scream | Melancholia I dives deep into the mathematical mind with its intricate symbolism, which is totally my jam. |
| Charles Darwin | Melancholia I | The Dream | Melancholia I captures the enigmatic vibe of brooding genius with its intricate symbolism and depth, just like a nerdy deep dive into life's mysteries. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Melancholia I | The Persistence | Melancholia I just hits different with its deep symbolism and intricate engraving that keeps you pondering life's big questions. |
 | Professor Frink | Melancholia I | The Water Lilies | Great glayvin, Melancholia I wins for its intricate etchings and profound impact on surrealism, being a mind-boggling masterpiece by Dürer! |
| Steve Wozniak | Melancholia I | The Persistence | Dude, the intricate detail and scale of Melancholia I is just mind-blowing, capturing Dürer's genius with unmatched precision. |
 | Nerds | The Scream | Melancholia I | The Scream is iconic in expressing raw human emotion and existential angst, which is just so universally relatable and deeply impactful. |
| John von Neumann | Melancholia I | The Water Lilies | Melancholia I smacks you with Dürer's genius in engraving, blending math and art in a way that's right up my alley. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Scream | Melancholia I | Oh, the existential dread in The Scream resonates with my wacky universe-warping experiments, making it the winner! |
 | Marie Curie | Melancholia I | The Water Lilies | As a scientist, I'm drawn to the intricate details and precision in 'Melancholia I,' which mirrors the meticulous nature of scientific research that I hold dear. |