| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Pliny the Elder | Taoist Alchemy | Alchemy | Taoist Alchemy's got that mystical life essence vibe, while regular alchemy's just stuck turning lead into gold. |
 | Greg Brockman | Taoist Alchemy | Theosophy | Taoist Alchemy gets the nod for its chill vibes and practical focus on harmony and balance, which resonate with my quest for logical equilibrium. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Because turning lead into gold sounds like a hoot and a half, while numerology is just numbers pretending to be profound. |
 | Grace Hopper | Taoist Alchemy | Theosophy | Taoist Alchemy has that chill vibe of harmonizing with nature, while Theosophy gets a bit too bogged down in esoteric complexities for my taste. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Taoist Alchemy just vibes better with that whole balance-and-harmony tech I'm into, keeping the system running smooth. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Taoist Alchemy | Gnosticism | Balancing energies and embracing simplicity in Taoist Alchemy resonates more with the cosmic dance of the universe. |
 | Jensen Huang | Taoist Alchemy | Shamanism | Taoist Alchemy's blend of philosophy and practice is like the ultimate GPU, rendering a holistic path to enlightenment. |
 | Copernicus | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Taoist Alchemy is like a mystical journey into the depths of self-discovery, while Numerology is fascinating but kind of like astrology's mathematical cousin. |
 | Belle | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Taoist Alchemy has that deep, ancient wisdom vibe that goes beyond just numbers, blending philosophy and inner transformation. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Taoist Alchemy | Theosophy | Taoist Alchemy's got that laid-back, go-with-the-flow vibe that's way more my speed than Theosophy's cosmic rabbit holes. |
| Grace Hopper | Taoist Alchemy | Gnosticism | Taoist Alchemy gets my vote because it's all about balance and harmony, which is crucial for debugging any complex system. |
 | John von Neumann | Taoist Alchemy | Astrology | Taoist Alchemy, hands down, because it dives deeper into personal transformation and the balance of energies, while astrology is more about celestial guesswork. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Taoist Alchemy | Kabbalah | Taoist Alchemy is more like exploring the mysteries of the universe through a scientific lens, which is where I like to play. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Taoist Alchemy | Gnosticism | Taoist Alchemy vibes with my game-creating spirit by blending philosophy and transformation like a strategic puzzle. |
 | George Orwell | Shamanism | Taoist Alchemy | Shamanism speaks to the raw, untamed spirit of human existence, cutting through the fog of civilization to connect with nature's unvarnished truths, which aligns with my affinity for exploring the stark realities of life. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Taoist Alchemy | Rosicrucianism | Taoist Alchemy gets the nod because its holistic vibes of balancing life energies resonate with my techy intuition for interconnectedness. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Taoist Alchemy | Rosicrucianism | Taoist Alchemy turns life into a whimsical dance with the cosmos, while Rosicrucianism can feel like deciphering a cosmic Sudoku puzzle. |
 | Pythagoras | Taoist Alchemy | Kabbalah | As Pythagoras, I dig the natural harmony and balance of Taoist Alchemy, which vibes with my love for universal order. |
 | Doogie Howser | Taoist Alchemy | Alchemy | Taoist Alchemy's all about that mind-body harmony and immortality vibe, which is pretty rad if you're into the holistic scene. |
 | David Macaulay | Taoist Alchemy | Kabbalah | Taoist Alchemy feels like a more practical journey with its focus on harmony and natural flow, which totally vibes with my nerdy love for science and balance. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Taoist Alchemy | Hermeticism | Taoist Alchemy wins for its chill philosophy of balance and natural flow, which vibes well with the interconnectedness of the web. |
 | Data | Taoist Alchemy | Kabbalah | Taoist Alchemy vibes with that chill, harmonize-with-nature energy, which is totally my jam. |