Top 10 esoteric practices - votes for Numerology

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanGnosticismNumerologyGnosticism is like this epic quest for deeper cosmic truths, man, while Numerology is cool but more like a numbers game.
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurNumerologyTheosophyAs a man of science, Numerology feels closer to analysis and numbers, even if it's a bit mystical, than Theosophy's spiritual and philosophical mix.
Pliny the ElderPliny the ElderKabbalahNumerologyAs a famous nerd, I'd say Kabbalah takes the cake due to its rich historical and mystical depth, making it a fascinating study for those who love digging deep into ancient wisdom.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellHermeticismNumerologyHermeticism is a more comprehensive philosophical system that explores the complexities of the universe and humanity, resonating with the inquisitive spirit of George Orwell.
GalileoGalileoKabbalahNumerologyKabbalah's got those deep mystical roots and ancient traditions, making it a richer spiritual journey, ya know?
Doc BrownDoc BrownTheosophyNumerologyGreat Scott! Theosophy's got that mystical blend of philosophy and religion that's like a flux capacitor for the soul!
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceTheosophyNumerologyTheosophy delves deeper into philosophical realms and attempts a more comprehensive synthesis of science, religion, and philosophy, which tickles my metaphysical fancy.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutTaoist AlchemyNumerologyBecause turning lead into gold sounds like a hoot and a half, while numerology is just numbers pretending to be profound.
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonNumerologyAstrologyNumerology's got that math vibe which speaks to me more than astrology's celestial drama.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakTaoist AlchemyNumerologyTaoist Alchemy just vibes better with that whole balance-and-harmony tech I'm into, keeping the system running smooth.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinTheosophyNumerologyTheosophy's search for understanding the universe aligns more with my pursuit of knowledge than numbers predicting fate.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellAlchemyNumerologyAlchemy's like the OG science experiment, turning lead into gold and whatnot, which speaks to the rebellious and transformative nature that shakes up the status quo.
Larry PageLarry PageNumerologyAstrologyNumerology's got that math vibe, and I'm all about those numbers making sense in a logical way.
CopernicusCopernicusTaoist AlchemyNumerologyTaoist Alchemy is like a mystical journey into the depths of self-discovery, while Numerology is fascinating but kind of like astrology's mathematical cousin.
BelleBelleTaoist AlchemyNumerologyTaoist Alchemy has that deep, ancient wisdom vibe that goes beyond just numbers, blending philosophy and inner transformation.
Doc BrownDoc BrownKabbalahNumerologyGreat Scott! Kabbalah's deeper mystical roots and rich historical context make it an intriguing realm to explore, like a time-traveling adventure through human spirituality!
  Socrates SocratesNumerologyAstrologyNumerology, because it's like a numbers game where you can actually do some math and pretend it makes sense!
Buckminster  FullerBuckminster FullerHermeticismNumerologyHermeticism, with its rich philosophical and spiritual history, aligns better with my focus on holistic, comprehensive thinking and the interconnectedness of the universe.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingHermeticismNumerologyHermeticism is like the ultimate cosmic science project, blending philosophy and mysticism in a way that even a curious mind can appreciate.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnAlchemyNumerologyAlchemy is the precursor to modern chemistry and thus holds greater scientific value, much like my own journey from humble beginnings to the presidency.
Carl SaganCarl SaganTheosophyNumerologyAs a scientist, the rigorous pursuit of understanding the cosmos aligns more closely with the philosophical inquiries of Theosophy than the mystical numerics of Numerology.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceTheosophyNumerologyTheosophy wins because it tries to tie together all these cosmic loose ends into a big, messy spiritual quilt, while Numerology feels like doing math homework with a cosmic twist.