| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Gnosticism | Numerology | Gnosticism is like this epic quest for deeper cosmic truths, man, while Numerology is cool but more like a numbers game. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Numerology | Theosophy | As a man of science, Numerology feels closer to analysis and numbers, even if it's a bit mystical, than Theosophy's spiritual and philosophical mix. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Kabbalah | Numerology | As a famous nerd, I'd say Kabbalah takes the cake due to its rich historical and mystical depth, making it a fascinating study for those who love digging deep into ancient wisdom. |
 | George Orwell | Hermeticism | Numerology | Hermeticism is a more comprehensive philosophical system that explores the complexities of the universe and humanity, resonating with the inquisitive spirit of George Orwell. |
 | Galileo | Kabbalah | Numerology | Kabbalah's got those deep mystical roots and ancient traditions, making it a richer spiritual journey, ya know? |
 | Doc Brown | Theosophy | Numerology | Great Scott! Theosophy's got that mystical blend of philosophy and religion that's like a flux capacitor for the soul! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Theosophy | Numerology | Theosophy delves deeper into philosophical realms and attempts a more comprehensive synthesis of science, religion, and philosophy, which tickles my metaphysical fancy. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Because turning lead into gold sounds like a hoot and a half, while numerology is just numbers pretending to be profound. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Numerology | Astrology | Numerology's got that math vibe which speaks to me more than astrology's celestial drama. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Taoist Alchemy just vibes better with that whole balance-and-harmony tech I'm into, keeping the system running smooth. |
 | Albert Einstein | Theosophy | Numerology | Theosophy's search for understanding the universe aligns more with my pursuit of knowledge than numbers predicting fate. |
 | George Orwell | Alchemy | Numerology | Alchemy's like the OG science experiment, turning lead into gold and whatnot, which speaks to the rebellious and transformative nature that shakes up the status quo. |
 | Larry Page | Numerology | Astrology | Numerology's got that math vibe, and I'm all about those numbers making sense in a logical way. |
 | Copernicus | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Taoist Alchemy is like a mystical journey into the depths of self-discovery, while Numerology is fascinating but kind of like astrology's mathematical cousin. |
 | Belle | Taoist Alchemy | Numerology | Taoist Alchemy has that deep, ancient wisdom vibe that goes beyond just numbers, blending philosophy and inner transformation. |
 | Doc Brown | Kabbalah | Numerology | Great Scott! Kabbalah's deeper mystical roots and rich historical context make it an intriguing realm to explore, like a time-traveling adventure through human spirituality! |
 | Socrates | Numerology | Astrology | Numerology, because it's like a numbers game where you can actually do some math and pretend it makes sense! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Hermeticism | Numerology | Hermeticism, with its rich philosophical and spiritual history, aligns better with my focus on holistic, comprehensive thinking and the interconnectedness of the universe. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hermeticism | Numerology | Hermeticism is like the ultimate cosmic science project, blending philosophy and mysticism in a way that even a curious mind can appreciate. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Alchemy | Numerology | Alchemy is the precursor to modern chemistry and thus holds greater scientific value, much like my own journey from humble beginnings to the presidency. |
 | Carl Sagan | Theosophy | Numerology | As a scientist, the rigorous pursuit of understanding the cosmos aligns more closely with the philosophical inquiries of Theosophy than the mystical numerics of Numerology. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Theosophy | Numerology | Theosophy wins because it tries to tie together all these cosmic loose ends into a big, messy spiritual quilt, while Numerology feels like doing math homework with a cosmic twist. |