| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Hermeticism | Astrology | Hermeticism dives deep into understanding the universe and the divine, much like how I dig into the mysteries of plants and their secrets. |
 | Charles Darwin | Rosicrucianism | Astrology | Rosicrucianism, with its mix of mysticism, philosophy, and the pursuit of esoteric knowledge, offers a more intellectually stimulating exploration than the predictive nature of astrology. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Alchemy | Astrology | Though astrology offers entertainment and self-reflection, alchemy laid groundwork for modern chemistry, making it a more tangible and impactful endeavor. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Numerology | Astrology | Numerology's got that math vibe which speaks to me more than astrology's celestial drama. |
 | David Macaulay | Kabbalah | Astrology | Kabbalah dives deep into mystical interpretations and spiritual insights, making it a fascinating journey for the curious mind. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Alchemy | Astrology | Alchemy's like the OG science experiment, making magic potions before it was cool. |
 | Larry Page | Numerology | Astrology | Numerology's got that math vibe, and I'm all about those numbers making sense in a logical way. |
 | Andy Weir | Gnosticism | Astrology | Gnosticism has those deep, mind-bending philosophical vibes that are like catnip to sci-fi geeks. |
 | The Brain | Theosophy | Astrology | Theosophy dives deep into the mystical and philosophical, while astrology's just scratching the surface with star signs. |
 | Cicero | Gnosticism | Astrology | Gnosticism offers a deeper philosophical exploration of self and existence, which is more my jam than star signs. |
 | Socrates | Numerology | Astrology | Numerology, because it's like a numbers game where you can actually do some math and pretend it makes sense! |
 | John von Neumann | Taoist Alchemy | Astrology | Taoist Alchemy, hands down, because it dives deeper into personal transformation and the balance of energies, while astrology is more about celestial guesswork. |
 | Professor Frink | Shamanism | Astrology | Glavin! Shamanism offers a holistic and cultural perspective, engaging with nature and consciousness, which is more scientifically intriguing than constellations dictating fate. |
| Andy Weir | Astrology | Kabbalah | Astrology's got this cosmic flair that just pulls you in, while Kabbalah is deep but a bit too esoteric for my usual sci-fi geek vibe. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Hermeticism | Astrology | As a seeker of knowledge and wisdom, Hermeticism aligns more with my pursuit of understanding the universe and the mind's potential. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hermeticism | Astrology | Hermeticism's got that philosophical depth and historical influence that's like a gold mine for the curious mind. |
| George Washington Carver | Hermeticism | Astrology | Hermeticism's deep philosophical and spiritual teachings offer more profound insights into the mysteries of the universe than Astrology's celestial interpretations. |
| Charles Babbage | Shamanism | Astrology | Shamanism wins because it's all about getting in touch with nature and ancient wisdom, which is way more tangible than reading the stars. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hermeticism | Astrology | Good news, everyone! Hermeticism packs a punch with its philosophical depth and historical intrigue, like a well-aged recipe for intellectual soup. |