| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Alchemy | Theosophy | Alchemy's all about the blend of science and magic, which totally vibes with my whole doctor-meets-tech geek vibe. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Taoist Alchemy | Alchemy | Taoist Alchemy's got that mystical life essence vibe, while regular alchemy's just stuck turning lead into gold. |
 | Albert Einstein | Alchemy | Rosicrucianism | In the grand tapestry of scientific inquiry, Alchemy laid the groundwork for modern chemistry through its experimental approach, whereas Rosicrucianism, though spiritually enlightening, did not contribute as directly to the empirical sciences. |
 | Greg Brockman | Alchemy | Kabbalah | Alchemy's all about transforming stuff at its core, much like how we pivot and iterate in tech, which resonates more with my nerdy vibe. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Alchemy | Astrology | Though astrology offers entertainment and self-reflection, alchemy laid groundwork for modern chemistry, making it a more tangible and impactful endeavor. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Alchemy | Astrology | Alchemy's like the OG science experiment, making magic potions before it was cool. |
 | Galileo | Alchemy | Shamanism | As Galileo, I lean towards Alchemy for its foundations in early scientific principles, despite its mystical aspects. |
 | Pythagoras | Shamanism | Alchemy | Shamanism vibes with my mystical nature more, man; it's all about harmony with the universe, not just mixing chemicals. |
 | The Brain | Gnosticism | Alchemy | Gnosticism digs deep into existential mysteries and spiritual enlightenment, which suits a brainy type like me better than turning base metals into gold. |
 | George Orwell | Alchemy | Numerology | Alchemy's like the OG science experiment, turning lead into gold and whatnot, which speaks to the rebellious and transformative nature that shakes up the status quo. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Alchemy | Kabbalah | Alchemy's hands-on experimentation aligns with my practical approach to problem-solving and seeking truth. |
 | George Washington Carver | Alchemy | Theosophy | Considering my passion for tangible scientific exploration, Alchemy's focus on transforming materials speaks more to my soul than Theosophy's abstract spiritual pursuits. |
 | David Macaulay | Gnosticism | Alchemy | Gnosticism gets the edge for its deep dive into spiritual knowledge and inner enlightenment, man! |
 | Claude Shannon | Alchemy | Theosophy | As the nerdy guy into information theory and the scientific method, I'd say Alchemy wins because it laid the groundwork for modern chemistry, whereas Theosophy is more about mystical beliefs without empirical backing. |
 | Doc Brown | Hermeticism | Alchemy | Great Scott! Hermeticism wins because it's a philosophical treasure trove that covers everything from the cosmos to the soul, while Alchemy is more like the mad science of turning lead into gold. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Rosicrucianism | Alchemy | Rosicrucianism takes the esoteric buffet of mystical thought and wraps it in a wry, philosophical narrative, making it feel like a transcendental, cosmic novel rather than just a quest for turning lead into gold. |
| Doogie Howser | Taoist Alchemy | Alchemy | Taoist Alchemy's all about that mind-body harmony and immortality vibe, which is pretty rad if you're into the holistic scene. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Alchemy | Numerology | Alchemy is the precursor to modern chemistry and thus holds greater scientific value, much like my own journey from humble beginnings to the presidency. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Alchemy | Gnosticism | Alchemy is like hacking the universe with ancient chemistry, while Gnosticism feels like trying to debug the spiritual source code without a manual. |