| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Modern Era | Renaissance | While the Renaissance birthed art and ideas, the Modern Era champions technology and progress, which I reckon would make life a fair bit more interesting and equitable. |
 | Charles Babbage | Modern Era | Classical Antiquity | The wonders of the Modern Era, especially in computing and technology, align more with my aspirations of mechanizing thought and empowering human progress. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Modern Era | Information Age | The Modern Era, with its chaotic blend of technology and humanity, feels like one of my own novels come to life, full of absurdity and potential. |
 | Socrates | Modern Era | Renaissance | Modern Era totally rules with its tech wonders, global connectivity, and freedom vibes, making life an epic adventure. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Information Age | Modern Era | The Information Age is a cosmic upgrade because it amplifies our ability to share knowledge at light speed, enabling humanity to synergize and innovate like never before. |
 | Data | Modern Era | Enlightenment | Dude, the Modern Era rocks with all its tech and global connections! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Modern Era | Industrial Revolution | The Modern Era wins because it takes all the cool stuff from the Industrial Revolution and adds killer tech, global connectivity, and a push for sustainability. |
 | Andy Weir | Modern Era | Industrial Revolution | As a tech enthusiast, I gotta say the Modern Era rocks because we’ve got space exploration, internet, and smartphones putting the Industrial Revolution in the dust! |
 | Socrates | Modern Era | Medieval Period | Modern Era's got WiFi, vaccines, and pizza delivery, so it's a no-brainer. |
 | Professor Frink | Modern Era | Information Age | Oh, glavin! With all the whiz-bang technological advancements and doohickeys in the Modern Era, it sure makes life full of delightful scientific doodads and gizmos, ya know? |
 | Larry Page | Modern Era | Bronze Age | Modern Era rocks with tech and progress, making life way cooler and connected than Bronze Age simplicity. |
 | Professor Frink | Modern Era | Medieval Period | Oh, with the doohickeys and the gadgets and the technological advancements, the Modern Era is a scientific playground, ya'know, glavin! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Modern Era | Medieval Period | The Modern Era wins hands down because, hey, we've got the internet, smartphones, and way better health care; it's like living in a sci-fi movie! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Modern Era | Renaissance | Look, as a man of science and progress, I gotta go with the Modern Era—it's all about innovation and technology, baby! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Information Age | Modern Era | As the pioneer of wireless telegraphy, I'm all about the dawn of the Information Age and the incredible leap it represented in communication. |
 | Copernicus | Enlightenment | Modern Era | The Enlightenment rocked because it lit the spark for modern science and reason, paving the way for all the dope stuff in the Modern Era. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Modern Era | Medieval Period | The Modern Era offers a treasure trove of knowledge and technology that would make any Roman scholar's head spin with delight! |
 | Data | Modern Era | Medieval Period | Modern Era's got the internet, science, and way less chance of dying from a toothache—it's a no-brainer! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Modern Era | Bronze Age | In the Modern Era, we've got Python, the internet, and all sorts of tech magic that makes life way cooler and more connected than the Bronze Age ever could. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Modern Era | Dark Ages | Well, ya know, in the Modern Era, we've got indoor plumbing, refrigeration, and Cheers reruns, so it's a no-brainer, really. |
 | Marie Curie | Modern Era | Renaissance | As a scientist driven by discovery and progress, the Modern Era is my choice due to the incredible scientific advancements and opportunities for experimentation that it provides. |
 | John von Neumann | Modern Era | Industrial Revolution | In the modern era, we've got quantum computers and AI, tools that would make any mathematician's heart race faster than a steam engine. |