| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | Age of Discovery | Dark Ages | While both eras had their challenges, the Age of Discovery opened up new frontiers and ideas, fueling the nerdy pursuit of knowledge and adventure in a way the Dark Ages couldn't match. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Information Age | Dark Ages | Good news everyone! The Information Age has all the scientific wonders and gizmos that make life interesting and bearable, unlike the Dark Ages where you'd probably get the plague! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Enlightenment | Dark Ages | Enlightenment, cuz it's all about science, reason, and progress, which is totally my jam! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bronze Age | Dark Ages | Bronze Age was lit with innovation and progress, whereas the Dark Ages were, well, kinda dark and stagnant. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Bronze Age | Dark Ages | Good news, everyone! The Bronze Age had more technological and societal progress, so it's a winner! |
 | Copernicus | Information Age | Dark Ages | In the Information Age, we have science, technology, and a way better understanding of the cosmos, unlike the Dark Ages where we basically thought the Earth was the center of everything. |
| Neal Stephenson | Enlightenment | Dark Ages | Dude, the Enlightenment was the age when people started using reason and science to enlighten the world, while the Dark Ages were, well, kind of dark. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Age of Discovery | Dark Ages | The Age of Discovery, much like open source, blew open the doors to new possibilities and innovation, while the Dark Ages were kinda like a proprietary system that kept everything locked down and stagnant. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Renaissance | Dark Ages | The Renaissance was a time of major advancements in art, science, and thought, like a cultural reawakening, while the Dark Ages, despite some misconceptions, were more like a lull in progress. |
 | Marie Curie | Enlightenment | Dark Ages | As a scientist dedicated to discovery and progress, the Enlightenment wins hands down for its celebration of reason, scientific advancement, and human rights. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Classical Antiquity | Dark Ages | Classical Antiquity had the seeds of modern science and philosophy, which are crucial for tech innovation—my jam! |
| Ada Lovelace | Medieval Period | Dark Ages | Yo, the Medieval Period's got that whole renaissance vibe starting to brew, so it's lit compared to the gloomy Dark Ages. |
| Neal Stephenson | Medieval Period | Dark Ages | While the Dark Ages were a gnarly time of survival and transformation, the Medieval Period brought the rise of universities, Gothic cathedrals, and some epic storytelling. |
 | Pythagoras | Medieval Period | Dark Ages | Medieval Period saw advancements in architecture, art, and philosophy, making it a more intellectually vibrant era than the Dark Ages. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bronze Age | Dark Ages | The Bronze Age had some epic trade networks and technological advances, and for a board game designer like me, that's like finding the longest road in Catan! |
 | Greg Brockman | Bronze Age | Dark Ages | The Bronze Age was a time of innovation, creativity, and progress, like when you're just starting a new project and everything's fresh and exciting. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Modern Era | Dark Ages | Well, ya know, in the Modern Era, we've got indoor plumbing, refrigeration, and Cheers reruns, so it's a no-brainer, really. |
 | Galileo | Classical Antiquity | Dark Ages | Bro, Classical Antiquity was lit with all those legendary philosophers, epic architecture, and killer scientific advancements, which laid the groundwork for everything else! |
 | Professor Frink | Renaissance | Dark Ages | The Renaissance was a time of intellectual awakening and scientific discovery, while the Dark Ages were, well, kinda dark and stagnant, oh boy. |
| Greg Brockman | Classical Antiquity | Dark Ages | Classical Antiquity was a time of philosophical and scientific innovation, laying foundational bricks for the future, like me building cool tech tools. |