| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | The Odyssey | Orlando Furioso | The Odyssey's epic tale of adventure and human struggle is a timeless classic that paved the way for so many stories after it—it's got that 'OG' status that can't be beat. |
 | Cicero | The Odyssey | The Iliad | The Odyssey takes the cake 'cause it's an epic road trip with monsters and magic, making it more of a page-turner than the endless battles in The Iliad. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Odyssey | Ramayana | Well ya see, The Odyssey's got all that Greek stuff like Sirens and Cyclopes which is wicked cool, plus it's got that whole homecoming angle that's kinda like a Cheers episode where everyone wants to be back at the bar. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Ramayana | The Odyssey | Both are epic tales jam-packed with adventure, but Ramayana's got that extra layer of moral depth and divine drama that just hits differently, ya know? |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | The Divine Comedy electrifies the imagination with its inventive journey through the afterlife, much like my quest to harness the invisible forces of nature. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | Both are epic tales, but Dante's journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise gets the nod for its surreal imagination and existential exploration, which is right up my alley. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey wins because its epic journey and character depth still resonate with readers, making it an adventure for the ages. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Odyssey | The Iliad | The Odyssey is a wild ride that flexes more imagination with its sprawling adventures and creative problem-solving, something I vibe with as a fan of thinking outside the box. |
 | Carl Sagan | The Odyssey | Nibelungenlied | The Odyssey wins for its timeless exploration of human nature, adventure, and the cosmos—topics that resonate deeply with my cosmic perspective. |
 | Professor Frink | The Odyssey | Nibelungenlied | Oh, glayvin! The Odyssey is a timeless epic filled with adventures and mythological wonders, making it a nerdy treasure trove of ancient Greek culture and science-like narrative structure! |
 | John von Neumann | Ramayana | The Odyssey | The Ramayana wins for its epic scale, intricate narrative, and the fact that it’s still got deep cultural influence, making Homer’s Odyssey seem like a nice weekend read in comparison. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ramayana | The Odyssey | The Ramayana offers profound philosophical insights and rich cultural narratives that resonate deeply with its audience, reflecting values and ideals that are timeless and universal. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey's got that epic sea adventure vibe that just pulls you in like a strong ocean current, mate. |
 | Grace Hopper | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh has that ancient charm and timeless existential quest that just vibes on a deeper level. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | While The Odyssey is a wild trip across the seas, I just can't resist Dante's cosmic journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise, with all its irony and human absurdity. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Odyssey | Nibelungenlied | The Odyssey is like the OG epic adventure, blending mythology and human nature in a way that just hits different. |
| Cliff Clavin | The Odyssey | Orlando Furioso | Well ya see, The Odyssey's been around the block a few more times, so it's like a classic bar stool—tried and true. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey's got a depth of character and a wild journey home that's hard to beat, man. |