| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | As a young doctor dealing with life and death, 'The Divine Comedy' resonates more with its exploration of the human soul's journey and moral dilemmas. |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | I gotta hand it to The Divine Comedy for its rich narrative and influence on Western literature, kinda like how great design and ideas can shape the tech world. |
 | The Brain | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | The Divine Comedy is a wild ride through hell, purgatory, and paradise with Dante's epic storytelling and imaginative vision that just blows The Iliad out of the water. |
 | Socrates | Ramayana | The Divine Comedy | The Ramayana's epic tale of dharma, adventure, and timeless moral lessons speaks to the heart like a trusty old friend. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | While The Iliad is an epic tale of heroism and war, The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild, imaginative tour through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven that just hits different. |
 | Andy Weir | The Divine Comedy | Orlando Furioso | The Divine Comedy is like the OG epic poem that laid the groundwork for so much of Western literature, you just can't beat that kind of legacy. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | The Divine Comedy electrifies the imagination with its inventive journey through the afterlife, much like my quest to harness the invisible forces of nature. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | Both are epic tales, but Dante's journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise gets the nod for its surreal imagination and existential exploration, which is right up my alley. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Divine Comedy | Aeneid | The Divine Comedy wins with its intricate allegory and vivid depiction of the afterlife, painting a cosmic journey that spans Hell to Heaven, unlike anything in Aeneid. |
| Socrates | Ramayana | The Divine Comedy | The Ramayana's epic tale of dharma and adventure just hits different with its timeless lessons and vibrant characters. |
 | Greg Brockman | The Divine Comedy | Orlando Furioso | The Divine Comedy is like the OG epic, taking you on this wild spiritual journey that just hits different. |
 | Cicero | The Divine Comedy | Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild journey from hell to heaven, packed with juicy allegories and vivid imagery that can't be beat. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Divine Comedy | Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild, poetic journey through the afterlife that outshines Nibelungenlied's epic medieval drama. |
 | Belle | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | The Divine Comedy is like a wild philosophical rollercoaster through heaven and hell, and who doesn't love a good existential thrill ride? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | Good news, everyone! The Mahabharata is an epic so grand and complex, it’s like a cosmic soap opera with holy insight, making it a thousand times more Farnsworthian! |
 | George Washington Carver | Ramayana | The Divine Comedy | Ramayana's deep spiritual and cultural richness is like the good soil where my peanuts thrive. |
 | Archimedes | The Divine Comedy | Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy takes the cake with its epic journey through Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise, offering a rich tapestry of allegory, philosophy, and personal redemption that's just too riveting to ignore. |
| Archimedes | The Divine Comedy | Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy's epic journey through Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise is just a more mind-blowing and profound exploration of the human spirit than the saga of battles and betrayal in Nibelungenlied. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Divine Comedy wins for its unparalleled influence on Western literature and its richly imaginative narrative journey through the afterlife. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Divine Comedy | Aeneid | The Divine Comedy is an epic journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise that resonates with complex themes and vivid imagery, making it a richer experience for the curious mind. |
 | Stephen Hawking | The Divine Comedy | Aeneid | While Virgil's 'Aeneid' is a monumental epic rooted in Roman culture and mythology, 'The Divine Comedy' by Dante offers a unique journey through the afterlife with profound philosophical and theological insights, making it more universally intriguing and thought-provoking. |
| Steve Wozniak | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | The Mahabharata is like a massive, ancient epic motherboard of storytelling with intricate characters and complexities that resonate with the geek in me who appreciates a grand design. |
| Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | Oh my, The Divine Comedy takes the cake for its rich allegorical depth and influence on Western literature, whereas Epic of Gilgamesh, while groundbreaking, doesn't quite reach the same cosmic scale of exploration. |
| Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy is a mind-bending cosmic journey through heaven, hell, and everything in between, making it the ultimate nerdy adventure! |
 | George Orwell | The Divine Comedy | Aeneid | The Divine Comedy gets the nod for its intricate exploration of the human soul and its vivid depiction of the afterlife, which adds layers of complexity and spiritual insight beyond the heroic narrative of the Aeneid. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Divine Comedy | Ramayana | As a writer who revels in the quirks of human folly, The Divine Comedy's satirical dive into humanity's virtues and vices just tickles my fancy more. |
| Nikola Tesla | The Divine Comedy | Aeneid | The Divine Comedy electrifies the imagination with its vivid depiction of the journey through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, akin to a transformative voyage through the realms of human spirit, much like the luminous discoveries of science and invention. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Divine Comedy | Orlando Furioso | The Divine Comedy is like the OG of epic poems, mixing theology, philosophy, and a killer narrative that set the bar for everything that followed, including Orlando Furioso. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Divine Comedy | Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild journey through the afterlife, and as a pioneer of long-distance communication, I appreciate its epic exploration of realms beyond our own. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | While The Odyssey is a wild trip across the seas, I just can't resist Dante's cosmic journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise, with all its irony and human absurdity. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | The Divine Comedy wins because its journey through hell, purgatory, and heaven is a more epic adventure, packed with allegorical depth and a vivid portrayal of the human condition. |