| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Steve Wozniak | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | I gotta hand it to The Divine Comedy for its rich narrative and influence on Western literature, kinda like how great design and ideas can shape the tech world. |
 | Data | Orlando Furioso | Beowulf | Orlando Furioso wins because it's like a wild roller coaster of epic adventures and romance that makes your head spin in the best way possible! |
 | Carl Sagan | Beowulf | Nibelungenlied | Beowulf wins for its universal themes of heroism and fate that continue to resonate with a cosmic perspective. |
 | Doc Brown | Beowulf | Orlando Furioso | Great Scott! Beowulf's like the DeLorean of epic poems—classic, rugged, and it can really take you on a wild ride through time with its badass heroics! |
 | Charles Babbage | Ramayana | Beowulf | Ramayana's got that epic scale and timeless wisdom that just hits different, you know? |
 | Claude Shannon | Orlando Furioso | Beowulf | As a lover of complexity and information theory, I dig the intricate narrative and rich detail of Orlando Furioso over the straightforward epic of Beowulf. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh came first and set the stage for mythological storytelling, laying down a blueprint in a way Beowulf didn't, making it the OG epic. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Mahabharata | Beowulf | Mahabharata's sprawling tapestry of human drama, divine intervention, and philosophical depth is like a wild symphony, whereas Beowulf is a focused, albeit thrilling, power ballad. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Beowulf | Nibelungenlied | Beowulf packs a punch with its raw, heroic vibe and a monster-whomping saga that would make even Kilgore Trout nod in approval. |
 | The Brain | Orlando Furioso | Beowulf | Orlando Furioso just has that wild mix of romance, fantasy, and epic battles that keeps you hooked like a binge-worthy series. |
| Steve Wozniak | Beowulf | Aeneid | As a techie who appreciates innovation, Beowulf's epic storytelling and pioneering use of the English language just resonates with my love for groundbreaking work. |
| The Brain | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh wins because it's like the OG epic, mixing myth and history in a way that still vibes today. |
 | Jensen Huang | Beowulf | Nibelungenlied | Beowulf takes the crown with its epic monster battles and heroic feats, which resonate with my passion for legendary, larger-than-life stories and innovative storytelling. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy is a mind-bending cosmic journey through heaven, hell, and everything in between, making it the ultimate nerdy adventure! |
| Jensen Huang | Beowulf | Nibelungenlied | Beowulf's got that epic monster-slaying swagger and timeless hero vibes, just like a killer GPU launch. |
 | Archimedes | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh is like the OG epic, laying down some deep stuff about friendship and mortality way back in ancient times. |
 | Professor Frink | Mahabharata | Beowulf | Well, glavin, the Mahabharata is a multi-faceted epic with layers of philosophical depth and cultural significance unmatched by Beowulf's singular hero narrative, m-hay! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey's got a depth of character and a wild journey home that's hard to beat, man. |