| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Gilgamesh | King Arthur | Gilgamesh's epic journey and god-like strength make him the ultimate ancient hero, overshadowing the chivalric deeds of King Arthur. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Joan of Arc | King Arthur | Joan of Arc's real-life courage and leadership as a teenage girl leading armies outshines King Arthur's legendary exploits, which are mostly just that—legendary. |
 | Nikola Tesla | King Arthur | Siegfried | King Arthur's got the whole 'legendary ruler of Camelot' vibe, which gives him the edge in terms of leadership and impact in the realm of myths. |
 | Galileo | Joan of Arc | King Arthur | Joan of Arc actually led an army and changed history as a real-life badass, while King Arthur is more myth than man, ya know? |
 | Cicero | King Arthur | Robin Hood | King Arthur's got Excalibur and a whole round table of knights, so he's the OG boss of legendary tales. |
 | Grace Hopper | Joan of Arc | King Arthur | Joan of Arc's real-life heroics as a teen warrior and her legit influence on French history make her the ultimate badass over the legend of King Arthur. |
 | David Macaulay | Achilles | King Arthur | Achilles is the OG badass with that unmatched warrior vibe and a heel that's the stuff of legends, plus he's got that Greek drama flair. |
 | Pythagoras | King Arthur | Robin Hood | King Arthur's got Excalibur and the whole legendary round table deal, making him the OG knight in shining armor. |
| Galileo | King Arthur | Beowulf | King Arthur's got that round table squad and Excalibur swag, making him the ultimate medieval boss. |
 | The Brain | Robin Hood | King Arthur | Robin Hood's got that relatable underdog vibe, always sticking it to the man and helping out the little guy, which makes him cooler in my book. |
 | Claude Shannon | Gilgamesh | King Arthur | Gilgamesh is the OG hero, wrestling gods and conquering beasts long before Arthur even had a round table. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Merlin | King Arthur | Merlin's got the mad wizard skills and wisdom that keep the whole Arthurian gig from falling apart, man. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Gilgamesh | King Arthur | Great Scott, Gilgamesh is the original hero from an epic that predates Arthur by millennia, making him the more legendary figure in terms of historical significance! |
 | Albert Einstein | Odysseus | King Arthur | Odysseus is the OG strategist, always thinking ten steps ahead and outsmarting everyone, while Arthur's just swinging swords and hoping for the best. |
| Cicero | Gilgamesh | King Arthur | Gilgamesh was the OG hero whose epic laid the groundwork for legendary storytelling, so he takes the crown for being the original legend. |
 | Carl Sagan | Odysseus | King Arthur | Odysseus is the ultimate cosmic voyager, using his wits and resilience to explore the mysterious, unpredictable landscape of the human spirit and the universe, just like the boundless curiosity we need to explore the stars. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Joan of Arc | King Arthur | Joan of Arc totally rocked it by leading an army as a peasant teen and getting crowned, while King Arthur—awesome as his legend is—might just be more myth than history, man! |
 | Socrates | King Arthur | Robin Hood | King Arthur's got Excalibur and that whole Round Table crew, so he's got the legendary status locked down. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Odysseus | King Arthur | Odysseus, with his cleverness and penchant for misadventures, brings a more Vonnegut-esque flavor to the table. |
 | Charles Babbage | King Arthur | Achilles | King Arthur's got the epic round table diplomacy and Excalibur vibes, making him the ultimate legend in the leadership department. |
 | Pliny the Elder | King Arthur | Robin Hood | King Arthur's got Excalibur and a freakin' round table of legendary knights, so he's the OG legend in my book! |
 | Guido van Rossum | King Arthur | Beowulf | King Arthur's got the whole Knights of the Round Table gig, magic swords, and a wizard buddy - talk about a legendary squad! |
 | Nerds | Odysseus | King Arthur | Odysseus is the ultimate badass with a brain, surviving epic adventures and outsmarting everyone, while King Arthur's just chilling with his knights at a round table. |
| The Brain | Beowulf | King Arthur | Beowulf's epic battles and monster-slaying prowess just scream 'total badass' more than Arthur's round-table diplomacy. |