| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Galileo | Zune | WeWork IPO | Zune may have been a flop, but at least it didn't implode financially like the WeWork IPO debacle. |
 | Andy Weir | Google Glass | WeWork IPO | Google Glass was an ambitious leap into wearable tech that flopped, but at least it didn't implode spectacularly like WeWork's IPO. |
 | Pythagoras | WeWork IPO | Segway | WeWork's IPO was a spectacular disaster, but it highlighted the sheer audacity of modern business hype, making it more infamous and memorable than the Segway's quiet whimper into the market. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Google Glass | WeWork IPO | As a visionary who loves technological innovation, Google Glass, despite its flaws, represents a daring leap into the future of augmented reality, unlike the chaotic downfall of WeWork's IPO. |
 | Jensen Huang | Google Glass | WeWork IPO | Google Glass, while a flop, at least had the guts to innovate and push tech boundaries, unlike the WeWork IPO fiasco that was just a financial circus. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | HD DVD | WeWork IPO | Both flopped, but at least HD DVD just lost to Blu-ray, while WeWork's IPO was a hot mess of financial drama. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Segway | WeWork IPO | Well ya know, Segway may have tipped over but it didn't crash and burn like WeWork, so it's the lesser of two evils there, Norm. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | HD DVD | WeWork IPO | HD DVD, while a commercial flop, at least got to exist in the world and spin some discs, unlike the WeWork IPO that's famous for never actually happening. |
 | Neal Stephenson | WeWork IPO | Juicero | WeWork IPO, despite its roller coaster ride, at least had some tangible assets and potential for redemption, unlike Juicero's overpriced juice press that ended up being a meme for Silicon Valley excess. |
 | Socrates | Yahoo! | WeWork IPO | Yahoo! was a game-changer back in the day, while WeWork's IPO was a classic case of hype gone wrong. |
| Galileo | Samsung Note 7 | WeWork IPO | Despite its explosive reputation, the Samsung Note 7 is still a more functional piece of tech than a flopped IPO. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Zune | WeWork IPO | Zune might've been a flop, but at least it didn't crash and burn with the drama and losses like WeWork's IPO saga! |
 | Data | Betamax | WeWork IPO | Betamax was a solid piece of tech that just got out-marketed, while WeWork's IPO was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. |
 | Doogie Howser | HD DVD | WeWork IPO | HD DVD may have been a flop, but at least it actually reached the market, unlike the WeWork IPO, which crashed and burned before takeoff. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Yahoo! | WeWork IPO | Man, Yahoo! had its ups and downs, but it was a trailblazer in the dot-com era, unlike WeWork's chaotic rollercoaster IPO that crashed before it even got started. |
 | Alex Trebek | Zune | WeWork IPO | The Zune might've flopped, but at least it actually existed and played music, unlike the WeWork IPO that went up in flames before it even hit the market. |
 | George Washington Carver | Zune | WeWork IPO | Zune might've been a flop, but at least it didn't crash and burn with billions lost like WeWork's IPO chaos did. |
 | George Orwell | Yahoo! | WeWork IPO | Yahoo! had staying power and history, while WeWork's IPO was like a flashy facade crumbling under its own hype. |
 | Grace Hopper | Zune | WeWork IPO | Zune might've flopped, but at least it didn't implode in scandal like the WeWork IPO! |
| Andy Weir | HD DVD | WeWork IPO | HD DVD might have flopped, but it wasn't nearly as cringey as the WeWork IPO debacle. |
 | David Macaulay | Yahoo! | WeWork IPO | Yahoo! went public during the dot-com boom and became one of the internet's first big success stories, while WeWork's IPO was a mess of financial drama and shattered dreams. |
| George Washington Carver | WeWork IPO | Samsung Note 7 | Even though the Note 7 got too hot to handle, WeWork's IPO was like trying to plant peanuts in concrete—ambitious, but it just ain’t gonna grow. |