| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Pythagoras | WeWork IPO | Segway | WeWork's IPO was a spectacular disaster, but it highlighted the sheer audacity of modern business hype, making it more infamous and memorable than the Segway's quiet whimper into the market. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Segway | Zune | Segway is the cooler choice because at least you could cruise around town on it, even if you looked a bit dorky. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Yahoo! | Segway | Yahoo! was a big deal back in the day, shaping how we surfed the web, while Segway kinda just made us look funny on two wheels. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Segway | WeWork IPO | Well ya know, Segway may have tipped over but it didn't crash and burn like WeWork, so it's the lesser of two evils there, Norm. |
 | Data | Segway | New Coke | Segway gets you places and doesn't mess with your taste buds like New Coke did—practical over palates, dude! |
 | John von Neumann | Segway | Betamax | While both are obsolete, the Segway at least had a chance to change urban transport, whereas Betamax was just another tape format that lost to VHS. |
 | Marie Curie | Segway | HD DVD | As someone who loves exploring new things, the Segway offers a fun and innovative way to move around, while the HD DVD is just another format that didn't stick. |
| Ada Lovelace | Segway | Juicero | Segway might be dorky, but at least it gets you from point A to B, while Juicero just squeezed your wallet dry. |