| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Google Glass | WeWork IPO | Google Glass was an ambitious leap into wearable tech that flopped, but at least it didn't implode spectacularly like WeWork's IPO. |
 | Ada Lovelace | HD DVD | Google Glass | HD DVD at least had its moment in the spotlight before Blu-ray took over, while Google Glass barely took off and became more of a novelty than a game-changer. |
 | Charles Babbage | Google Glass | HD DVD | Google Glass was an ambitious step towards wearable tech while HD DVD couldn't beat Blu-ray in the format wars. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Google Glass | New Coke | Hey, Google Glass was ahead of its time, and at least it had some cool tech, unlike New Coke which was just a fizzy flop. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Google Glass | Juicero | Google Glass may have been ahead of its time and kinda awkward, but at least it tried to innovate, unlike Juicero which was just an absurdly overpriced juice squeezer. |
 | Albert Einstein | HD DVD | Google Glass | While Google Glass was a cool tech experiment, it was too weird and invasive, but HD DVD at least provided good quality for movie buffs before Blu-ray took over. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Google Glass | WeWork IPO | As a visionary who loves technological innovation, Google Glass, despite its flaws, represents a daring leap into the future of augmented reality, unlike the chaotic downfall of WeWork's IPO. |
 | Jensen Huang | Google Glass | WeWork IPO | Google Glass, while a flop, at least had the guts to innovate and push tech boundaries, unlike the WeWork IPO fiasco that was just a financial circus. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Samsung Note 7 | Google Glass | Well, at least the Samsung Note 7 didn't make me look like a cyborg from a dystopian future. |
 | Grace Hopper | Google Glass | Juicero | Google Glass might have been nerdy to wear, but at least it did something beyond squishing overpriced juice packs. |
 | George Orwell | Google Glass | Samsung Note 7 | In a world teetering on the edge of dystopia, I reckon the Google Glass' ability to augment reality holds more revolutionary promise than a phone that just couldn't keep its cool. |
| George Orwell | Betamax | Google Glass | Betamax had its flaws but it stood the test of time better than Google Glass, which fizzled faster than a firework on a rainy day. |
| Pliny the Elder | Google Glass | Samsung Note 7 | Google Glass didn't randomly explode, so it's gotta take the cake on this one. |
 | Pythagoras | Samsung Note 7 | Google Glass | The Samsung Note 7 might have had its fiery issues, but at least it was a fully functional phone, unlike Google Glass, which never really took off beyond being a nerd's dream. |
 | Charles Darwin | Google Glass | Juicero | Google Glass had its flops but at least it tried pushing tech boundaries, whereas Juicero over-engineered a solution to a problem that didn’t really exist. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yahoo! | Google Glass | Yahoo! might have stumbled, but at least they didn't strap a computer to your face and expect you to look cool. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Samsung Note 7 | Google Glass | Despite the explosive drama, the Note 7 still had more practical utility in its corner than the futuristic but functionally limited Google Glass ever did. |
 | The Brain | Google Glass | Juicero | At least Google Glass had some cool tech, while Juicero was just an overpriced way to squeeze a juice pack. |