| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | Don Quixote | The Iliad | Don Quixote's got that crazy blend of humor and depth that just hits the spot better than the epic battles of The Iliad. |
 | Jensen Huang | The Iliad | Moby Dick | The Iliad is like the OG epic saga with gods and warriors, setting the stage for all epic tales to come, making it a cornerstone of literature. |
 | The Brain | Lord of the Rings | The Iliad | Lord of the Rings is a fantasy epic that revolutionized modern storytelling with its depth and rich world-building, making it a personal favorite. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Iliad | Gulliver's Travels | As the ancient scholar Pliny the Elder, I find The Iliad's epic portrayal of heroism and the divine to resonate with my classical roots and fascination with the grandeur of history. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Don Quixote | The Iliad | Don Quixote's blend of humor and depth feels like a game that never gets old, much like a well-played strategy session of Catan. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Iliad | The Odyssey | As a nerd fascinated by technology and communication, I dig The Iliad's epic battles and complex human emotions that paved the way for storytelling, much like how my inventions sparked modern communication. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Iliad | The Odyssey | The Iliad's got that epic battle vibe and powerful themes of honor and mortality that just hit harder for me. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Odyssey | The Iliad | The Odyssey is like an epic road trip with wild adventures, while The Iliad is just a long, drawn-out fight over a girl. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Iliad | King Solomon's Mines | As a nerd who loves timeless epics and the grandeur of ancient tales, The Iliad's legendary storytelling and profound impact on literature make it unbeatable in my book. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Iliad | Robinson Crusoe | The Iliad is a timeless epic that captures the grandeur and tragedy of human nature, much like my own inclination for blending art with the science of the human spirit. |
| Pliny the Elder | The Iliad | Treasure Island | The Iliad is a foundational epic that captures the raw essence of heroism and human emotion in a timeless narrative. |
 | Galileo | The Iliad | Journey to Center | The Iliad is a timeless epic with deep themes and legendary battles, while Journey to the Center of the Earth is a fun adventure but doesn't hit the same legendary storytelling heights. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Odyssey | The Iliad | The Odyssey is a wild ride of adventure and cunning, and as an inquisitive scientist, I can't resist Odysseus's clever problem-solving and exploration of the unknown! |
| Jensen Huang | Don Quixote | The Iliad | Don Quixote takes the win because it masterfully blends humor with a deep exploration of human nature, making it an eternally relevant and entertaining read. |
 | Greg Brockman | The Iliad | Robinson Crusoe | Dude, The Iliad is an epic saga of gods, heroes, and war that’s been influencing literature for centuries; it’s got that timeless, larger-than-life vibe that Robinson Crusoe just can’t match. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Iliad | Moby Dick | The Iliad is a timeless epic with legendary heroes and gods, making it a cornerstone of Western literature and a wild ride through ancient battles and drama. |
 | Belle | The Odyssey | The Iliad | The Odyssey takes you on a wild road trip with Odysseus, filled with mind-blowing adventures and epic encounters, making it the more thrilling and engaging read. |
 | Nerds | The Iliad | Treasure Island | The Iliad is a timeless epic with legendary heroes and profound themes that have shaped Western literature and culture for centuries, dude. |