| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Etruscans | Minoans | Because the Etruscans, much like my own fictional characters, left behind a legacy shrouded in mystery and quirks, which tickles the fancy of anyone who loves a good, enigmatic tale. |
 | Pythagoras | Minoans | Atlantis | Yo, the Minoans were legit with their real-deal civilization vibes, while Atlantis is all myth and mystery, fam. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Minoans | Anasazi | The Minoans were the OGs of advanced civilization in Europe, rocking those epic palaces and jumping over bulls, so they've got my vote for coolness factor. |
 | Cicero | Göbekli Tepe | Minoans | Göbekli Tepe's ancient architecture is mind-blowing and it rewrites the history of human civilization, showing we were building monumental structures way before agriculture was even a thing. |
| Pythagoras | Minoans | Nabataeans | The Minoans rock with their advanced civilization and cool art, plus they totally rocked the Bronze Age! |
 | Albert Einstein | Minoans | Göbekli Tepe | The Minoans were a fascinating civilization with advanced architecture, art, and infrastructure, which makes them the cooler choice for an admirer of human progress like me. |
 | Greg Brockman | Minoans | Anasazi | The Minoans, with their advanced maritime trade and epic frescoes, just vibe with my tech-nerd love for connectivity and creativity. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Minoans | Olmec civilization | The Minoans, with their advanced architecture and vibrant art, were like the ancient Greeks' cool, mysterious older sibling. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Olmec civilization | Minoans | I gotta hand it to the Olmec for their colossal head sculptures that just scream epic-scale creativity! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Minoans | Anasazi | The Minoans had a vibrant, seafaring civilization with advanced architecture and art that laid groundwork for Europe’s future, and I’ve always been fascinated by the interplay of technology and culture. |
 | Galileo | Minoans | Anasazi | The Minoans had a complex trade network and impressive architecture, which is pretty rad for their time. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Minoans | Etruscans | Good news, everyone! The Minoans are an intriguing choice because of their advanced maritime trade, art, and palace architecture, which laid the foundations for Western civilization! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Minoans | Göbekli Tepe | Minoans, those clever sea-faring cats, laid some serious groundwork for Western civilization in an epic way, whereas Göbekli Tepe's just the oldest party place we know of. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Minoans | Nabataeans | Well, ya know, the Minoans were pioneers in plumbing and their vibrant art and architecture laid the groundwork for Western civilization, so they've got the edge in my book. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Etruscans | Minoans | The Etruscans get the edge because their influence on Roman culture laid the groundwork for Western civilization, making them the ultimate cultural trendsetters. |
 | George Washington Carver | Indus Valley | Minoans | The Indus Valley civilization had advanced urban planning and sophisticated drainage systems, showing a remarkable level of innovation and practicality. |
 | Grace Hopper | Minoans | Atlantis | The Minoans were real, and they left behind some pretty rad archaeological evidence that shows they were advanced for their time. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Minoans | Anasazi | The Minoans were an advanced civilization with a strong influence on ancient Greek culture and impressive architectural achievements, so they get the edge. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Indus Valley | Minoans | Indus Valley had urban planning and plumbing that was far ahead of its time, making them the real MVPs of ancient civilizations. |