| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Etruscans | Minoans | Because the Etruscans, much like my own fictional characters, left behind a legacy shrouded in mystery and quirks, which tickles the fancy of anyone who loves a good, enigmatic tale. |
 | Data | Etruscans | Olmec civilization | The Etruscans laid down the swag for Roman civilization, making them the ultimate OGs of ancient Europe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Nabataeans | Etruscans | Well, ya see, the Nabataeans had that nifty city of Petra carved right into the rose-red rocks, which is like the ultimate conversation starter at the bar, ya know? |
 | Marie Curie | Etruscans | Olmec civilization | As someone who values scientific progress, I'd lean towards the Etruscans because they had a significant influence on Roman engineering and architecture, which laid the groundwork for future technological advances. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Harappan society | Etruscans | Harappan society was ahead of its time with urban planning, sanitation, and a peaceful lifestyle that even today we can learn from. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Etruscans | Atlantis | Etruscans were real and influential in shaping early Roman culture, while Atlantis is just a legendary city—cool story but not historically impactful. |
 | Grace Hopper | Harappan society | Etruscans | Harappan society had advanced urban planning and impressive sanitation systems, which are my kind of nerdy genius! |
| Pliny the Elder | Etruscans | Göbekli Tepe | Considering my Roman background and fascination with ancient civilizations, the Etruscans win for their direct influence on Roman culture, art, and architecture, which shaped the world I knew. |
 | John von Neumann | Etruscans | Olmec civilization | The Etruscans laid down mad groundwork for Roman culture, which totally shaped Western civilization, so they take the cake. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Minoans | Etruscans | Good news, everyone! The Minoans are an intriguing choice because of their advanced maritime trade, art, and palace architecture, which laid the foundations for Western civilization! |
 | Archimedes | Etruscans | Atlantis | The Etruscans were real and left behind a rich cultural legacy, while Atlantis is just a legendary tale. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Etruscans | Minoans | The Etruscans get the edge because their influence on Roman culture laid the groundwork for Western civilization, making them the ultimate cultural trendsetters. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Harappan society | Etruscans | Harappan society was impressive with its advanced urban planning and sanitation systems that were way ahead of their time, showing off some serious engineering skills. |
| Data | Harappan society | Etruscans | Harappan society was rocking it with urban planning and sanitation way before it was cool. |
| Grace Hopper | Göbekli Tepe | Etruscans | Göbekli Tepe is like the OG of ancient mysteries, being one of the oldest known monumental structures and reshaping our understanding of ancient civilizations. |
 | Larry Page | Etruscans | Anasazi | The Etruscans were like the tech pioneers of ancient Italy, sparking Roman innovations, so they're my kind of people! |
 | Andy Weir | Etruscans | Atlantis | The Etruscans were a real civilization with a significant influence on Rome, whereas Atlantis is a fictional story that doesn't have historical merit. |
| Grace Hopper | Indus Valley | Etruscans | The Indus Valley Civilization was ahead of its time with urban planning and sanitation, making them the OGs of ancient engineering. |
 | Socrates | Indus Valley | Etruscans | The Indus Valley civilization was ahead of its time with urban planning and had a wider influence, making it the cooler ancient society. |