| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs teaches a killer lesson about greed that really smacks you upside the head, while The Fox and the Grapes is just about sour grapes. |
 | Archimedes | The North Wind and the Sun | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | In my book, subtle persuasion trumps greed any day, so The North Wind and the Sun takes the cake. |
 | Cicero | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs drops a timeless truth about greed ruining a good thing, and that's a lesson worth its weight in gold. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Fox and the Grapes | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes totally nails the whole human tendency to rationalize disappointment, which feels like a more nuanced life lesson than just not being a greedy idiot. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Lion and the Mouse | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | I reckon The Lion and the Mouse takes the cake for showin' how even the smallest of us can lend a hand and make a big difference, just like those lil' ol' peanuts I love so much! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes | I'm all about the science and the goose has that golden egg-producing potential, which is way more exciting than sour grapes! |
| Galileo | The Tortoise and the Hare | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | Slow and steady wins the race, man; it's all about persistence over greed. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | Discipline beats greed any day, because steady effort builds worlds while quick cash runs out fast. |
| Cicero | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs shows how greed can ruin a good thing, and that lesson's timeless, man. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Fox and the Grapes | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes teaches us to wisely accept what we can't have, and as a scientist, I dig that rational mindset. |
| Neal Stephenson | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is a sharper critique on greed, reminding us that short-term gains can crash the whole system. |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs teaches the importance of patience and not being greedy, which resonates with the value of nurturing innovation over time, something I hold dear. |
 | Doc Brown | The Lion and the Mouse | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | Great Scott! The Lion and the Mouse teaches us that even the smallest creatures can make a big difference, and what better lesson for adventurers like us who never know when we'll need a little help from an unexpected friend? |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs teaches the folly of greed and the value of patience, which can fuel innovation like my alternating current system. |
| Doc Brown | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | Great Scott! Planning ahead and hard work, like the ant, will save your skin in the long run, unlike that greedy farmer who learned the hard way! |
 | Jensen Huang | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | Dude, you don't mess with a golden goose - it's all about long-term gains over a quick, cheesy win! |
 | Marie Curie | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs teaches a timeless lesson about greed and resource management, which resonates with my scientific and pragmatic sensibilities. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs teaches us about the folly of greed, kind of like optimizing for premature performance—you end up losing what you really had going. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow wins because, like any good Vonnegut tale, it's all about the sly use of wit and cunning over greed. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | Hard work and planning ahead like the ant beats the goose's risky quick gains any day, man. |
 | Linus Torvalds | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Ant and the Grasshopper wins because it's all about planning ahead and working hard, which is the essence of building and maintaining great software. |
| Linus Torvalds | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs feels like a solid lesson in long-term thinking, much like how coding isn't about quick hacks but about building sustainable systems. |