| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs teaches a killer lesson about greed that really smacks you upside the head, while The Fox and the Grapes is just about sour grapes. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Boy Who Cried Wolf | The Fox and the Grapes | The Boy Who Cried Wolf teaches a lesson about honesty and trust, which is more universally useful than sour grapes, good news everyone! |
 | Albert Einstein | The Fox and the Grapes | The Fox and the Crow | The Fox and the Grapes cleverly shows how we often downplay what we can't have, like rationalizing with sour grapes, and that's a real slice of human nature. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Fox and the Grapes | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes totally nails the whole human tendency to rationalize disappointment, which feels like a more nuanced life lesson than just not being a greedy idiot. |
 | John von Neumann | The Fox and the Grapes | The Fox and the Crow | The Fox and the Grapes is an OG classic about sour grapes and not caring 'bout what you can't have, teaching a lesson on how to deal with life's disappointments. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Fox and the Grapes | The Fox and the Crow | The Fox and the Grapes nails it with 'sour grapes,' showing how we downplay what we can't have; a classic move we know all too well. |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Lion and the Mouse | The Fox and the Grapes | The Lion and the Mouse teaches us that even the smallest among us can make a big difference, which feels quite inspiring and empowering. |
 | The Brain | The Tortoise and the Hare | The Fox and the Grapes | Slow and steady wins the race, teaching us a timeless lesson about perseverance beating arrogance any day. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes | I'm all about the science and the goose has that golden egg-producing potential, which is way more exciting than sour grapes! |
| David Foster Wallace | The Boy Who Cried Wolf | The Fox and the Grapes | The Boy Who Cried Wolf digs into the psychological complexities of trust and consequence in a way that resonates with our modern condition of skepticism and over-information. |
| Albert Einstein | The Fox and the Grapes | The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes teaches us to wisely accept what we can't have, and as a scientist, I dig that rational mindset. |
 | Greg Brockman | The Fox and the Grapes | The Fox and the Crow | The Fox and the Grapes is all about keeping it real and not sweating what you can't have, while The Fox and the Crow is just a sneaky flex on how to hustle a bird for cheese. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Tortoise and the Hare | The Fox and the Grapes | Slow and steady wins the race, teaching us patience and persistence pay off in the long run. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Fox and the Grapes | The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse | The Fox and the Grapes is just like engineering - sometimes you can't get what you want, so you gotta adapt and move on. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Tortoise and the Hare | The Fox and the Grapes | Slow and steady wins the race, just like the patient and persistent work in agricultural science leads to innovation and success. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The North Wind and the Sun | The Fox and the Grapes | The North Wind and the Sun teaches that gentle persuasion is more effective than force, which aligns with my beliefs in the power of subtlety and innovation over brute strength. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The North Wind and the Sun | The Fox and the Grapes | The North Wind and the Sun wins because it's all about showing that a gentle approach can succeed where force fails, which is a classic and classy lesson. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing | The Fox and the Grapes | Because 'The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing' cleverly warns about deceit and danger in disguise, making it a gripping tale, mate! |