| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Darwin | Eastern Lowland Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutan | With strength, size, and undeniable swag, the Eastern Lowland Gorilla takes the crown, blending brains and brawn in the heart of the jungle. |
 | Larry Page | Malayan Tiger | Sumatran Orangutan | While Sumatran Orangutans are incredibly intelligent and vital to their ecosystems, the Malayan Tiger embodies the majesty and power that make it an apex predator in the wild, capturing the imagination of anyone who admires nature's wonders. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sumatran Orangutan | Eastern Lowland Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutans are rare and have this chill, arboreal vibe, making them a fascinating species in the canopy world. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Sumatran Orangutan | Malayan Tiger | The Sumatran Orangutan wins because their incredible intelligence and problem-solving skills resonate with my passion for innovation and technology. |
 | Doc Brown | Sumatran Orangutan | Javan Rhino | Great Scott! The Sumatran Orangutan is a marvel of intelligence and adaptability, making it a fascinating creature to observe compared to the elusive Javan Rhino. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Eastern Lowland Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutan | Eastern Lowland Gorilla gets the edge for its strength and social lifestyle, which is more in line with my appreciation for robust communication and teamwork, much like my passion for radio waves connecting the world. |
 | Professor Frink | Sumatran Orangutan | Hawksbill Turtle | Oh, glavin! The Sumatran Orangutan is critically endangered and plays a crucial role in forest ecology by dispersing seeds, which is essential for maintaining biodiversity and the health of the ecosystem, m-hay. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sumatran Orangutan | Amur Leopard | Sumatran Orangutans are the gentle giants of the jungle, showcasing incredible intelligence and problem-solving skills that just can't be beat. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sumatran Orangutan | Malayan Tiger | In the grand scheme of ecological balance, the Sumatran Orangutan's role in seed dispersal and forest maintenance makes it a keystone species crucial for sustaining biodiversity. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sumatran Orangutan | Amur Leopard | Sumatran Orangutan is the champ because they're basically the forest's Einstein, using tools and all! |
 | Greg Brockman | Sumatran Orangutan | Vaquita | Sumatran Orangutans are incredibly intelligent and share so many similarities with us humans, making them endlessly fascinating to study and protect. |
 | George Orwell | Eastern Lowland Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutan | In the face of extinction and the struggle for survival, the Eastern Lowland Gorilla's sheer size and strength make it a beacon of resilience in the shrinking rainforests of the Congo. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sumatran Orangutan | Yangtze Finless Porpoise | The Sumatran Orangutan is a critically endangered species with remarkable intelligence and an essential role in their ecosystem, much like how quantum physics plays a critical role in understanding the universe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Eastern Lowland Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutan | Eastern Lowland Gorillas are like the robust, reliable kernel of the primate world, much like how I value a solid, dependable codebase. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sumatran Orangutan | Javan Rhino | Sumatran Orangutans are incredible with their intelligence and tool use, plus they're like the programmers of the animal world! |
| Greg Brockman | Sumatran Orangutan | Vaquita | Sumatran Orangutans are not only critically endangered but also have unique cultural behaviors, making them fascinating and vital to biodiversity conservation efforts. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sumatran Orangutan | Javan Rhino | Sumatran Orangutan wins because their intelligence and complex social behaviors make them a fascinating species to observe and study, which appeals to the nerd in me. |