Nerd Sort

Top 10 endangered species - votes for Javan Rhino

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Cliff Clavin	Black Rhino	Javan Rhino	Well, Normie, the Black Rhino's got a bit more spunk and adaptability, so it's got the edge in the wild world out there.
	The Brain	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorillas are social and charismatic, making them cooler and more relatable than the super rare and elusive Javan Rhino.
	Data	Javan Rhino	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	Both species are critically endangered, but the Javan Rhino edges out the Yangtze Finless Porpoise because it's a symbol of the urgent need for habitat conservation in Asia, and every rhino sighting is like spotting a unicorn in the wild.
	Andy Weir	Javan Rhino	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	Javan Rhino gets the edge because it's like the last of the rhino Jedi with so few left on the planet – a true underdog in the animal kingdom.
	Doc Brown	Sumatran Orangutan	Javan Rhino	Great Scott! The Sumatran Orangutan is a marvel of intelligence and adaptability, making it a fascinating creature to observe compared to the elusive Javan Rhino.
	David Foster Wallace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla takes the cake because it's got that undeniable charisma and social complexity that just pulls you in, man.
	Larry Page	Malayan Tiger	Javan Rhino	The Malayan Tiger's got that fierce and majestic vibe that just can't be beat, making it a true king of the jungle.
	Guido van Rossum	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because it's a social creature with complex behaviors, much like us developers spending time debugging code in teams.
	George Orwell	Javan Rhino	Hawksbill Turtle	Mate, the Javan Rhino's hanging on by a thread with only a handful left, so it's high time we rally for the rhino before it's curtains for them.
	Ada Lovelace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla's intelligence and social behavior are just way cooler than the Javan Rhino's solitary nature, hands down.
	Doogie Howser	Malayan Tiger	Javan Rhino	The Malayan Tiger's stealth and agility give it the upper hand in survival and adaptability in the wild.
	Nerds	Vaquita	Javan Rhino	Vaquitas are like unicorns of the sea, super rare and adorable, making them the cooler pick!
	Carl Sagan	Javan Rhino	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	In the cosmic ballet of biodiversity, the Javan Rhino edges out as a symbol of terrestrial resilience and rarity, urging our stewardship.
	Guido van Rossum	Sumatran Orangutan	Javan Rhino	Sumatran Orangutans are incredible with their intelligence and tool use, plus they're like the programmers of the animal world!
	Leonardo da Vinci	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because they're the social butterflies of the jungle with complex family ties, unlike the solitary Javan Rhino.
	Steve Wozniak	Javan Rhino	Vaquita	Javan Rhino gets the edge because it's like the rare, elusive unicorn of the rhino world, with a rugged charm that's hard to beat.
	Cliff Clavin	Javan Rhino	Vaquita	Well, ya see, the Javan Rhino's got a bit more of a fighting chance for survival, and it's got that cool horn, so I'd say it edges out the Vaquita in the biodiversity battle.
	Guido van Rossum	Amur Leopard	Javan Rhino	Amur Leopard takes the cake because it's one of the rarest big cats, rocking those killer spots in the snowy wilderness.
	Alex Trebek	Javan Rhino	Vaquita	The Javan Rhino is cooler because it’s the rarest large mammal on Earth and has a medieval-looking single horn.
	Galileo	Amur Leopard	Javan Rhino	The Amur Leopard wins because it's a badass hunter with unmatched agility and those stunning rosettes that make it a fashion icon of the wild.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Javan Rhino	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	The Javan Rhino is critically endangered with only a few dozen left, giving it top priority in conservation efforts.
	Cliff Clavin	Black Rhino	Javan Rhino	Well, you see, the Black Rhino's got a bit more spunk and a wider range, so it's like the 'Cheers' bar of the rhino world—plenty of character and folks to chat with.
	Steve Wozniak	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla, because as a techie, I appreciate the social intelligence and gadget-like dexterity these gorillas have, which reminds me of the human-like interaction with technology.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is a social beast with awesome troop dynamics, making it an absolute legend in the animal kingdom.
	Steve Wozniak	Hawksbill Turtle	Javan Rhino	As a techie who loves the sea, the Hawksbill Turtle's role in maintaining healthy coral reef ecosystems resonates with me more than the Javan Rhino's rarity.
	Charles Babbage	Javan Rhino	Hawksbill Turtle	The Javan Rhino is critically endangered and represents a rare and majestic symbol of biodiversity, making it a priority for conservation efforts.
	Pythagoras	Javan Rhino	Hawksbill Turtle	The Javan Rhino is ultra-rare and critically endangered, making it a conservation priority, like finding a unicorn in the wild!
	Neal Stephenson	Sumatran Orangutan	Javan Rhino	Sumatran Orangutan wins because their intelligence and complex social behaviors make them a fascinating species to observe and study, which appeals to the nerd in me.