Nerd Sort

Top 10 endangered species - votes for Eastern Lowland Gorilla

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Charles Darwin	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Sumatran Orangutan	With strength, size, and undeniable swag, the Eastern Lowland Gorilla takes the crown, blending brains and brawn in the heart of the jungle.
	Lonnie Johnson	Sumatran Orangutan	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Sumatran Orangutans are rare and have this chill, arboreal vibe, making them a fascinating species in the canopy world.
	Claude Shannon	Malayan Tiger	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	That Malayan Tiger's got the stealth and speed, making it the ultimate jungle whisperer when it comes down to a showdown.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Amur Leopard	Eastern Lowland Gorilla is the chillest, with its strong family bonds and intelligence, making it the cooler pick in the animal kingdom.
	The Brain	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorillas are social and charismatic, making them cooler and more relatable than the super rare and elusive Javan Rhino.
	David Foster Wallace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Black Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorillas are like these majestic, contemplative beings that remind us of our own introspective nature and social complexities.
	Andy Weir	Black Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	The Black Rhino's sheer size and formidable horn give it the upper hand in a showdown with an Eastern Lowland Gorilla.
	Ada Lovelace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Black Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla takes the crown 'cause they share a closer kinship with us humans, flaunting some truly impressive social skills and smarts.
	Data	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Hawksbill Turtle	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is a total powerhouse and master of the jungle, while the Hawksbill Turtle, though cool, can't beat that land dominance vibe, ya know?
	Nerds	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Amur Leopard	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is a social beast with complex communication and family structures, making it the cooler choice for anyone who values brains and brawn over solitary vibes.
	David Foster Wallace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla takes the cake because it's got that undeniable charisma and social complexity that just pulls you in, man.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Black Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because it's got that social bonding and intelligence that makes life a bit more interesting in the jungle, ya know?
	Guglielmo Marconi	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Sumatran Orangutan	Eastern Lowland Gorilla gets the edge for its strength and social lifestyle, which is more in line with my appreciation for robust communication and teamwork, much like my passion for radio waves connecting the world.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Hawksbill Turtle	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	The Hawksbill Turtle wins because it's a crucial player in maintaining the health of coral reefs, which are vital to our planet's ecosystem.
	Buckminster Fuller	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Vaquita	Gorillas have a more significant ecological impact and are critical to forest regeneration, making them the rock stars of biodiversity conservation.
	Guido van Rossum	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because it's a social creature with complex behaviors, much like us developers spending time debugging code in teams.
	Ada Lovelace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla's intelligence and social behavior are just way cooler than the Javan Rhino's solitary nature, hands down.
	Neal Stephenson	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	Eastern Lowland Gorillas have a remarkable social structure and land adaptability that just resonates with my love for complex systems and environments.
	The Brain	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Cross River Gorilla	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because it's the largest of all gorilla subspecies, making it a heavyweight champ in the jungle!
	George Orwell	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Sumatran Orangutan	In the face of extinction and the struggle for survival, the Eastern Lowland Gorilla's sheer size and strength make it a beacon of resilience in the shrinking rainforests of the Congo.
	Linus Torvalds	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Sumatran Orangutan	Eastern Lowland Gorillas are like the robust, reliable kernel of the primate world, much like how I value a solid, dependable codebase.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because they're the social butterflies of the jungle with complex family ties, unlike the solitary Javan Rhino.
	Lonnie Johnson	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Cross River Gorilla	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla's the biggest and baddest of the bunch, with size and strength that can't be beat.
	Archimedes	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Amur Leopard	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is just too cool with its social vibes and chill attitude, making it the ultimate jungle boss.
	Data	Malayan Tiger	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	The Malayan Tiger takes the crown with its stealth and raw predatory power, making it the apex predator in its environment.
	Steve Wozniak	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla, because as a techie, I appreciate the social intelligence and gadget-like dexterity these gorillas have, which reminds me of the human-like interaction with technology.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Javan Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is a social beast with awesome troop dynamics, making it an absolute legend in the animal kingdom.