Nerd Sort

Top 10 endangered species - votes for Black Rhino

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Cliff Clavin	Black Rhino	Javan Rhino	Well, Normie, the Black Rhino's got a bit more spunk and adaptability, so it's got the edge in the wild world out there.
	David Foster Wallace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Black Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorillas are like these majestic, contemplative beings that remind us of our own introspective nature and social complexities.
	Alex Trebek	Black Rhino	Malayan Tiger	The Black Rhino is a tank of muscle and survival skills, making it the ultimate heavyweight in the wild.
	Andy Weir	Black Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	The Black Rhino's sheer size and formidable horn give it the upper hand in a showdown with an Eastern Lowland Gorilla.
	Ada Lovelace	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Black Rhino	Eastern Lowland Gorilla takes the crown 'cause they share a closer kinship with us humans, flaunting some truly impressive social skills and smarts.
	Klaus Teuber	Amur Leopard	Black Rhino	The Amur Leopard gets the edge because it's a rare beauty on the brink of extinction, adding a touch of the exotic and endangered that resonates with the whispers of nature's delicate balance.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Eastern Lowland Gorilla	Black Rhino	The Eastern Lowland Gorilla wins because it's got that social bonding and intelligence that makes life a bit more interesting in the jungle, ya know?
	Alan Mathison Turing	Amur Leopard	Black Rhino	I'm going with the Amur Leopard because that sleek and elusive cat is like the ninja of the animal kingdom, and who doesn't love a good ninja?
	Greg Brockman	Vaquita	Black Rhino	Vaquita's the underdog marine maverick, holding on by a thread in the vast ocean, and that's just got a wild kind of hope that can't be ignored.
	Stephen Hawking	Black Rhino	Cross River Gorilla	Black Rhino's sheer size and formidable horn make it a powerhouse of survival in the wild.
	Klaus Teuber	Black Rhino	Amur Leopard	The Black Rhino is a heavyweight when it comes to conservation efforts and ecological impact, plus it's just a beast of a creature!
	Kurt Vonnegut	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	Black Rhino	Both are on the brink, but the Yangtze Finless Porpoise's playful spirit and uncanny smile give it a touch of the absurd that would make Kilgore Trout giggle.
	Grace Hopper	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	Black Rhino	The Yangtze Finless Porpoise is all about that playful personality and impressive adaptability in tough river conditions, making it a fascinating marvel of aquatic life!
	George Washington Carver	Black Rhino	Malayan Tiger	The Black Rhino, being a tank with horns, is better suited to fend off threats with its tough hide and formidable charge, making it the heavyweight champ in this face-off.
	Archimedes	Black Rhino	Malayan Tiger	The Black Rhino's got that thick skin and hefty size, making it a tough cookie to crack compared to the sleek but less armored Malayan Tiger.
	Buckminster Fuller	Yangtze Finless Porpoise	Black Rhino	The Yangtze Finless Porpoise, like a natural world engineer, embodies adaptability and resilience, thriving in a highly impacted river system, which truly aligns with my philosophy of doing more with less.
	Professor Frink	Malayan Tiger	Black Rhino	Oh, the Malayan Tiger's got those sleek stripes and a stealthy prowl that makes it the cool cat of the jungle, glavin!
	John von Neumann	Black Rhino	Malayan Tiger	The Black Rhino's sheer size and armored hide give it the edge over the Malayan Tiger in a hypothetical showdown.
	Nerds	Black Rhino	Amur Leopard	The Black Rhino's badass horns and sheer power make it a beast in its own right!
	Cliff Clavin	Black Rhino	Javan Rhino	Well, you see, the Black Rhino's got a bit more spunk and a wider range, so it's like the 'Cheers' bar of the rhino world—plenty of character and folks to chat with.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Cross River Gorilla	Black Rhino	The Cross River Gorilla's critically endangered status makes it a priority for conservation efforts to ensure its survival.
	Grace Hopper	Vaquita	Black Rhino	Vaquita gets the edge because it's the most endangered marine mammal, so its survival would be a huge win for biodiversity.