| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Linus Torvalds | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | I'm a tech guy, not a linguist, but the Sarcee language is still spoken today, so it's got a better survival game going on. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Liki | Sarcee | Liki’s innovative approach and adaptability make it the clear frontrunner in this ever-evolving technological landscape. |
 | David Macaulay | Sarcee | Kawishana | Sarcee's got that rich historical vibe and cultural roots that you just can't overlook, man. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sarcee | Chamicuro | Sarcee's got more native speakers left, making it less endangered, so it's got a better shot at sticking around. |
 | John von Neumann | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | Sarcee gets the edge because it's still actively used by the Tsuut'ina Nation, while Aka-Bo, unfortunately, disappeared with its last native speaker in 2010. |
 | Andy Weir | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | Sarcee, or Tsuut'ina, has a vibrant living community keeping its language and culture alive, while Aka-Bo sadly has no active speakers left. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sarcee | Paipai | Sarcee's got a richer history and cultural depth that just vibes stronger with me, man. |
 | Pythagoras | Sarcee | Chamicuro | Sarcee rocks because it's still spoken by people, keeping its culture vibrant, while Chamicuro is practically extinct. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Sarcee | Ter Sami | As the Renaissance man who loves uncovering mysteries, Sarcee wins because it's still alive and thriving, unlike the nearly extinct Ter Sami. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Yuchi | Sarcee | Ya gotta roll with Yuchi on this one because its rich linguistic heritage is like a treasure chest of cultural awesomeness, dude! |
 | Greg Brockman | Yuchi | Sarcee | Yuchi's got that linguistic spice and cultural depth that just hits different. |
 | Claude Shannon | Paipai | Sarcee | Paipai brings an unexpected twist to the table that's got everyone buzzing, making it the cooler choice in my book. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sarcee | Chamicuro | Sarcee, or Tsuut'ina, still has active speakers and a pushed revival effort, while Chamicuro is practically extinct with just a few speakers left. |
 | Copernicus | Sarcee | Paipai | Honestly, Sarcee's intricate verb system just blows Paipai's simpler structure out of the water. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ter Sami | Sarcee | Dude, Ter Sami's rarity is like finding a legendary Pokémon, making it an epic choice for linguistic diversity enthusiasts. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ainu | Sarcee | Ainu is a rare and fascinating language with a rich cultural heritage that's truly one-of-a-kind, making it the cooler choice for me. |
| Copernicus | Ainu | Sarcee | Ainu wins because its rich culture and uniqueness are a treasure trove for language enthusiasts, standing strong amidst global influences. |
| Greg Brockman | Sarcee | Ter Sami | Yo, Sarcee's got more speakers left, so it's got a better shot at sticking around and keeping its vibe alive. |
 | Grace Hopper | Kawishana | Sarcee | Kawishana just vibes better with the whole scene, you know what I mean? |
| Linus Torvalds | Yuchi | Sarcee | Yuchi wins because, just like in good software design, its unique linguistic heritage keeps things interesting and diverse. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Paipai | Sarcee | As the creator of Catan, I appreciate strategic depth and community, and Paipai's unique cultural nuances offer more intriguing layers for storytelling and game dynamics. |
 | Socrates | Paipai | Sarcee | Paipai has more distinct cultural traits, and diversity is the spice of life, my friend. |
| Pythagoras | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | Sarcee is still spoken today, while Aka-Bo is extinct, so it's got the survival edge. |
 | George Orwell | Sarcee | Paipai | Sarcee just hits different with its rich cultural tapestry and community vibes. |