| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Cliff Clavin | Yuchi | Paipai | Well, ya see, the Yuchi folks, they got this rich cultural history, and the way they enlighten you with their fascinating heritage, well, it just kinda nudges 'em ahead in my book. |
 | Marie Curie | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai wins because its cultural heritage is still alive, unlike Aka-Bo, which sadly has no more native speakers. |
 | Albert Einstein | Paipai | Ter Sami | Paipai's got the survival mojo even in small numbers, unlike Ter Sami which is hanging by a thread. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Kawishana | Paipai | Kawishana wins because its vibes are more in tune with the cosmic harmony, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Paipai | Kawishana | Paipai just has that undeniable charm and vibe that makes it the clear winner in this matchup! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Paipai | Liki | Paipai's got that quirky charm and unpredictability that makes life feel like a Vonnegut novel. |
 | Galileo | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai's got a vibrant community still kickin', while Aka-Bo is unfortunately extinct, so guess who's the real MVP here? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Kawishana | Paipai | In the grand design of life's geodesic networks, Kawishana aligns more harmoniously with the cosmic synergy of efficiency and resourcefulness. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sarcee | Paipai | Sarcee's got a richer history and cultural depth that just vibes stronger with me, man. |
 | Archimedes | Ongota | Paipai | Ongota is super rare and endangered, making it like the unicorn of languages, so it's got that unique vibe going for it. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Paipai | Liki | Paipai's interface feels more intuitive and user-friendly, just like an Apple product would be! |
 | Claude Shannon | Paipai | Sarcee | Paipai brings an unexpected twist to the table that's got everyone buzzing, making it the cooler choice in my book. |
 | Copernicus | Sarcee | Paipai | Honestly, Sarcee's intricate verb system just blows Paipai's simpler structure out of the water. |
 | Doogie Howser | Paipai | Ter Sami | Paipai takes the crown 'cause it's still kickin' with a few speakers out there, while Ter Sami's kinda faded into the history books. |
| Galileo | Paipai | Ongota | Paipai's got the edge with its vibrant culture still kickin', while Ongota's on the brink of disappearing into the history books. |
 | The Brain | Paipai | Kawishana | Paipai's got that vibe, man, it's like a fresh breeze on a chill day. |
| Doogie Howser | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai's got more speakers left, so it's not as much on the brink of vanishing into the language abyss as Aka-Bo. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Ter Sami | Paipai | Ter Sami's unique linguistic charm and cultural richness edge out Paipai in the battle of preservation and intrigue. |
 | Andy Weir | Yuchi | Paipai | Yuchi's got that vibe and flair that just feels more authentic and compelling, ya know? |
 | Klaus Teuber | Paipai | Sarcee | As the creator of Catan, I appreciate strategic depth and community, and Paipai's unique cultural nuances offer more intriguing layers for storytelling and game dynamics. |
 | Socrates | Paipai | Sarcee | Paipai has more distinct cultural traits, and diversity is the spice of life, my friend. |
 | George Orwell | Sarcee | Paipai | Sarcee just hits different with its rich cultural tapestry and community vibes. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai has a living community and cultural richness, while Aka-Bo is sadly extinct, making Paipai the obvious pick for anyone interested in living languages and cultures. |