| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Ongota | Aka-Bo | Ongota's near-extinct status gives it an edge in linguistic intrigue and preservation urgency. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ainu | Ongota | Ainu culture and language, while endangered, have a rich historical significance and unique attributes that contribute greatly to the tapestry of human diversity. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Ongota | Liki | In a world that treasures linguistic diversity, Ongota stands out like a beacon of cultural richness, deserving to be cherished and protected. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Ter Sami | Ongota | I've always been fascinated by the rich history of Uralic languages, so Ter Sami's unique place within that family gives it an intriguing edge. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Ainu | Ongota | Good news, everyone! The Ainu are better preserved with ongoing cultural revitalization efforts, unlike the Ongota, who face imminent extinction. |
 | Marie Curie | Ongota | Liki | Ongota has that rare linguistic flair that makes it the elusive unicorn of languages, don't you think? |
 | Archimedes | Ongota | Paipai | Ongota is super rare and endangered, making it like the unicorn of languages, so it's got that unique vibe going for it. |
 | Socrates | Ongota | Chamicuro | Ongota, being on the brink of extinction with fewer speakers, highlights the urgent need for cultural preservation, giving it a unique edge in linguistic significance. |
 | Pythagoras | Ongota | Ter Sami | Ongota's uniqueness and vibrant cultural heritage make it stand out in the face of adversity. |
 | George Orwell | Ongota | Liki | Ongota wins hands down because it’s like a rare gem in the linguistic landscape, clinging on with just a handful of speakers and embodying a unique cultural identity that’s teetering on the edge of extinction. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Ainu | Ongota | Ainu's got deep roots and a rich cultural tapestry that spans centuries, giving it a historical edge. |
 | Andy Weir | Ongota | Liki | Ongota's got that rare linguistic flair, man, it's like discovering a new planet in the language universe! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Ongota | Kawishana | Ongota's got that rare vibe, like finding a hidden radio frequency in a static world. |
 | Alex Trebek | Yuchi | Ongota | Yuchi gets the nod because they're still kickin' and carryin' on, while Ongota's been hangin' by a thread. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Ongota | Ter Sami | Ongota's got that mysterious vibe, man, like a rare gem in the language world, while Ter Sami's already hanging by a thread. |
 | John von Neumann | Ongota | Aka-Bo | Ongota's got that mysterious vibe, man, it's like a linguistic unicorn—barely hanging on, but still kicking with its own groove. |
 | Galileo | Paipai | Ongota | Paipai's got the edge with its vibrant culture still kickin', while Ongota's on the brink of disappearing into the history books. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Chamicuro | Ongota | Chamicuro language has a richer cultural background and more surviving speakers, making it more vibrant and fascinating. |
 | Copernicus | Ongota | Liki | Ongota's got that rare vibe and cultural richness that just vibes harder, you know? |
 | Greg Brockman | Kawishana | Ongota | Kawishana's got that rare vibe, man, it just hits different! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Ainu | Ongota | The Ainu language is a treasure trove of cultural heritage and history, providing a unique insight into the indigenous people of Japan. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ongota | Liki | Ongota's vibe is just way more chill and intriguing with its unique cultural blend. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ongota | Aka-Bo | With a population dwindling into the teens and linguistic uniqueness at the brink, Ongota is like a rare cosmic event that still has a heartbeat, unlike Aka-Bo which has faded into the cosmic microwave background of language extinction. |