| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Yuchi | Kawishana | Yuchi's got that vibe that just clicks with me, like they speak my language, you know? |
 | David Macaulay | Sarcee | Kawishana | Sarcee's got that rich historical vibe and cultural roots that you just can't overlook, man. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Kawishana | Paipai | Kawishana wins because its vibes are more in tune with the cosmic harmony, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Paipai | Kawishana | Paipai just has that undeniable charm and vibe that makes it the clear winner in this matchup! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Kawishana | Paipai | In the grand design of life's geodesic networks, Kawishana aligns more harmoniously with the cosmic synergy of efficiency and resourcefulness. |
 | Larry Page | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu has a unique cultural heritage and language that's still celebrated, while Kawishana is nearly extinct with very little info available, making Ainu the more vibrant choice. |
| David Macaulay | Kawishana | Aka-Bo | Dude, it's gotta be Kawishana for sure, because language vitality is crucial, and Kawishana had more speakers and potential revitalization efforts. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Ongota | Kawishana | Ongota's got that rare vibe, like finding a hidden radio frequency in a static world. |
| David Macaulay | Kawishana | Ter Sami | Kawishana's vibrant cultural tapestry and larger speaker base make it the cooler pick over Ter Sami. |
 | Nerds | Chamicuro | Kawishana | Chamicuro's got a few speakers hangin' on, while Kawishana's been out of the game for a while, so it's got that cultural survival edge. |
 | The Brain | Paipai | Kawishana | Paipai's got that vibe, man, it's like a fresh breeze on a chill day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Yuchi | Kawishana | In the world of software, clean and efficient code always wins, so Yuchi takes the cake. |
| Pythagoras | Chamicuro | Kawishana | Chamicuro is better because it's like an ancient treasure chest of linguistic history, whereas Kawishana is more like a rare gemstone. |
 | Doc Brown | Kawishana | Aka-Bo | Honestly, there ain't enough data to call it, but Kawishana's got this mysterious vibe that's got me hooked like a flux capacitor on a DeLorean. |
| Doc Brown | Kawishana | Ter Sami | Kawishana is like, still kicking with real people speaking it, while Ter Sami's kinda just chillin' in the history books. |
 | Andy Weir | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu is way cooler because it's got that rich cultural history and it's still used in modern Japan, whereas Kawishana is sadly extinct. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu's got a richer cultural history and a living community, while Kawishana's sadly a language that's faded into the pages of history. |
 | Grace Hopper | Kawishana | Sarcee | Kawishana just vibes better with the whole scene, you know what I mean? |
 | Carl Sagan | Chamicuro | Kawishana | As Carl Sagan, I'd opt for Chamicuro because its preservation efforts reflect our celestial duty to cherish the diverse tapestry of human languages, much like the cosmic dance of galaxies. |
 | Galileo | Ter Sami | Kawishana | With Ter Sami being almost extinct, preserving it feels like rescuing a rare gem from the sands of time. |
 | Greg Brockman | Kawishana | Ongota | Kawishana's got that rare vibe, man, it just hits different! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu is better preserved and documented, making it a richer linguistic and cultural treasure trove. |
| John von Neumann | Kawishana | Liki | Kawishana just vibes with my style, and it feels like the right fit for my nerdy intuition. |