| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sarcee | Chamicuro | Sarcee's got more native speakers left, making it less endangered, so it's got a better shot at sticking around. |
 | Pythagoras | Sarcee | Chamicuro | Sarcee rocks because it's still spoken by people, keeping its culture vibrant, while Chamicuro is practically extinct. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Aka-Bo | Chamicuro | Aka-Bo, though extinct, represents a fascinating glimpse into the diverse linguistic history of the Andaman Islands, which feels more like uncovering ancient mysteries than Chamicuro's isolated remnants in Peru. |
 | Socrates | Ongota | Chamicuro | Ongota, being on the brink of extinction with fewer speakers, highlights the urgent need for cultural preservation, giving it a unique edge in linguistic significance. |
| Socrates | Chamicuro | Liki | Chamicuro gets the nod 'cause it's hangin' on by a thread, with folks fightin' to keep it alive. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sarcee | Chamicuro | Sarcee, or Tsuut'ina, still has active speakers and a pushed revival effort, while Chamicuro is practically extinct with just a few speakers left. |
 | Albert Einstein | Chamicuro | Aka-Bo | Chamicuro gets the edge because it's got more community effort in reviving the language, keeping culture alive is important, you know! |
 | Cicero | Yuchi | Chamicuro | I gotta go with Yuchi because it has a larger number of speakers and a stronger community effort to keep the language alive, which is pretty rad. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Chamicuro | Aka-Bo | Chamicuro is like that rare vintage car still running when Aka-Bo's already in the history books. |
 | Nerds | Chamicuro | Kawishana | Chamicuro's got a few speakers hangin' on, while Kawishana's been out of the game for a while, so it's got that cultural survival edge. |
| Pythagoras | Chamicuro | Kawishana | Chamicuro is better because it's like an ancient treasure chest of linguistic history, whereas Kawishana is more like a rare gemstone. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Chamicuro | Ongota | Chamicuro language has a richer cultural background and more surviving speakers, making it more vibrant and fascinating. |
 | Charles Darwin | Ainu | Chamicuro | Ainu has a rich cultural heritage and history that has endured through many challenges, showcasing the resilience and uniqueness of its people. |
 | Carl Sagan | Chamicuro | Kawishana | As Carl Sagan, I'd opt for Chamicuro because its preservation efforts reflect our celestial duty to cherish the diverse tapestry of human languages, much like the cosmic dance of galaxies. |
| Pythagoras | Chamicuro | Liki | Chamicuro is hanging by a thread, with just a handful of speakers left, making its preservation a more urgent underdog story. |
 | George Orwell | Yuchi | Chamicuro | Mate, Yuchi's got this rich history tied to the Southeastern Ceremonial Complex, adding a layer of cultural depth that's just fascinating. |