| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | I'm a tech guy, not a linguist, but the Sarcee language is still spoken today, so it's got a better survival game going on. |
 | George Washington Carver | Ongota | Aka-Bo | Ongota's near-extinct status gives it an edge in linguistic intrigue and preservation urgency. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Ter Sami | Aka-Bo | As an inventor who values the preservation and evolution of ideas, Ter Sami's resilience, despite being critically endangered, showcases a tenacity similar to the enduring spirit of innovation. |
 | Marie Curie | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai wins because its cultural heritage is still alive, unlike Aka-Bo, which sadly has no more native speakers. |
 | Galileo | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai's got a vibrant community still kickin', while Aka-Bo is unfortunately extinct, so guess who's the real MVP here? |
 | John von Neumann | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | Sarcee gets the edge because it's still actively used by the Tsuut'ina Nation, while Aka-Bo, unfortunately, disappeared with its last native speaker in 2010. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yuchi | Aka-Bo | As a lover of languages and cultural diversity, preserving Yuchi is vital because it's still spoken and can be revitalized in real communities, unlike the sadly extinct Aka-Bo. |
 | Andy Weir | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | Sarcee, or Tsuut'ina, has a vibrant living community keeping its language and culture alive, while Aka-Bo sadly has no active speakers left. |
| Andy Weir | Yuchi | Aka-Bo | Yuchi's got that extra cultural oomph with a deeper historical legacy, so it edges out Aka-Bo in the uniqueness department. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Aka-Bo | Chamicuro | Aka-Bo, though extinct, represents a fascinating glimpse into the diverse linguistic history of the Andaman Islands, which feels more like uncovering ancient mysteries than Chamicuro's isolated remnants in Peru. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Ainu | Aka-Bo | Ainu's got that deep cultural and historical vibe going strong, unlike Aka-Bo which sadly doesn't have any native speakers left. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Yuchi | Aka-Bo | Yuchi is still kicking, while Aka-Bo has bitten the dust. |
 | Albert Einstein | Chamicuro | Aka-Bo | Chamicuro gets the edge because it's got more community effort in reviving the language, keeping culture alive is important, you know! |
 | David Macaulay | Kawishana | Aka-Bo | Dude, it's gotta be Kawishana for sure, because language vitality is crucial, and Kawishana had more speakers and potential revitalization efforts. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Liki | Aka-Bo | Liki takes the cake because its vibrant living culture stands strong, unlike Aka-Bo, which sadly faded away. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Chamicuro | Aka-Bo | Chamicuro is like that rare vintage car still running when Aka-Bo's already in the history books. |
| John von Neumann | Ongota | Aka-Bo | Ongota's got that mysterious vibe, man, it's like a linguistic unicorn—barely hanging on, but still kicking with its own groove. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Yuchi | Aka-Bo | Yuchi is still kickin' with a few speakers, but Aka-Bo ain't got no one left to chat in it. |
 | Doc Brown | Kawishana | Aka-Bo | Honestly, there ain't enough data to call it, but Kawishana's got this mysterious vibe that's got me hooked like a flux capacitor on a DeLorean. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ainu | Aka-Bo | Ainu wins because their resilience in preserving their cultural heritage amidst modern pressures is a testament to their indomitable spirit. |
 | Doogie Howser | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai's got more speakers left, so it's not as much on the brink of vanishing into the language abyss as Aka-Bo. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Ainu | Aka-Bo | Ainu has a more extensive historical and cultural impact, making it the cooler choice for those who dig rich traditions. |
 | Pythagoras | Sarcee | Aka-Bo | Sarcee is still spoken today, while Aka-Bo is extinct, so it's got the survival edge. |
| Stephen Hawking | Ongota | Aka-Bo | With a population dwindling into the teens and linguistic uniqueness at the brink, Ongota is like a rare cosmic event that still has a heartbeat, unlike Aka-Bo which has faded into the cosmic microwave background of language extinction. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Paipai | Aka-Bo | Paipai has a living community and cultural richness, while Aka-Bo is sadly extinct, making Paipai the obvious pick for anyone interested in living languages and cultures. |