| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Stephen Hawking | Ainu | Ongota | Ainu culture and language, while endangered, have a rich historical significance and unique attributes that contribute greatly to the tapestry of human diversity. |
 | George Orwell | Ainu | Liki | Ainu's cultural richness and historical significance make it a standout gem, mate. |
 | Doc Brown | Ainu | Ter Sami | Doc Brown's fascination with history and cultural significance gives Ainu the edge due to its rich heritage and efforts to revive and sustain it. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Ainu | Ongota | Good news, everyone! The Ainu are better preserved with ongoing cultural revitalization efforts, unlike the Ongota, who face imminent extinction. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ainu | Ter Sami | The Ainu, with their fascinating history and rich cultural tapestry, hold a special place in the symphony of human diversity. |
 | Larry Page | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu has a unique cultural heritage and language that's still celebrated, while Kawishana is nearly extinct with very little info available, making Ainu the more vibrant choice. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Ainu | Aka-Bo | Ainu's got that deep cultural and historical vibe going strong, unlike Aka-Bo which sadly doesn't have any native speakers left. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Ainu | Ongota | Ainu's got deep roots and a rich cultural tapestry that spans centuries, giving it a historical edge. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ainu | Sarcee | Ainu is a rare and fascinating language with a rich cultural heritage that's truly one-of-a-kind, making it the cooler choice for me. |
 | Copernicus | Ainu | Sarcee | Ainu wins because its rich culture and uniqueness are a treasure trove for language enthusiasts, standing strong amidst global influences. |
 | Carl Sagan | Ainu | Liki | Both Ainu and Liki are fascinating and unique, but Ainu language preservation efforts showcase the resilience of cultural heritage in the face of modern challenges. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Ainu | Aka-Bo | Ainu wins because their resilience in preserving their cultural heritage amidst modern pressures is a testament to their indomitable spirit. |
 | Andy Weir | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu is way cooler because it's got that rich cultural history and it's still used in modern Japan, whereas Kawishana is sadly extinct. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Ainu | Aka-Bo | Ainu has a more extensive historical and cultural impact, making it the cooler choice for those who dig rich traditions. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu's got a richer cultural history and a living community, while Kawishana's sadly a language that's faded into the pages of history. |
 | Charles Darwin | Ainu | Chamicuro | Ainu has a rich cultural heritage and history that has endured through many challenges, showcasing the resilience and uniqueness of its people. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Ainu | Ongota | The Ainu language is a treasure trove of cultural heritage and history, providing a unique insight into the indigenous people of Japan. |
 | Archimedes | Ainu | Liki | Ainu's cultural depth and historical resilience totally outshine anything Liki brings to the table. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Ainu | Kawishana | Ainu is better preserved and documented, making it a richer linguistic and cultural treasure trove. |