Top 10 endangered foods - votes for Pure Maple Syrup

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberPure Maple SyrupBluefin TunaAs a board game designer who loves crafting intricate worlds, the natural complexity and rich flavor of pure maple syrup wins hands down for inspiring sweet creativity.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinWild SalmonPure Maple SyrupWell, ya know, wild salmon's packed with those omega-3s, which is like a super vitamin for the brain, whereas pure maple syrup, while tasty, is just sugar dressed up as tree juice.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannDurum WheatPure Maple SyrupAs a mathematician who enjoys the practicality of things, durum wheat is a staple that's essential for making pasta, which fuels the brain more than just sugar does.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangBluefin TunaPure Maple SyrupAs a tech nerd with a taste for the finer things, I'd pick Bluefin Tuna for its exquisite flavor and rarity, just like the cutting-edge innovations I strive for.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceWild SalmonPure Maple SyrupWild Salmon packs a protein punch and those omega-3s are just too good to pass up, especially for someone who's all about nourishing the brain like me!
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekPure Maple SyrupBluefin TunaPure Maple Syrup wins because its natural sweetness and versatility drench pancakes and waffles in liquid gold, unlike that overrated, overpriced fish.
ArchimedesArchimedesPure Maple SyrupFlorida OrangesPure maple syrup is liquid gold, with its natural sweetness and versatility in cooking, making it unbeatable for any sweet tooth.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekCoffea ArabicaPure Maple SyrupBecause nothing beats the complex, aromatic allure of Coffea Arabica for an invigorating start to the day, my friend.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaHeirloom ApplesPure Maple SyrupHeirloom Apples, with their diverse and unique flavors, are nature's engineering marvels, much like my inventions, whereas Pure Maple Syrup, while delightful, lacks that diverse complexity.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinCoffea ArabicaPure Maple SyrupAs a passionate naturalist, I'd tip my hat to Coffea Arabica for its rich biodiversity and the essential role it plays in the ecosystem, not to mention the delightful brew it offers to fuel scientific endeavors.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangWild SalmonPure Maple SyrupWild salmon's got those omega-3s for brain fuel, while maple syrup's just sweet on the side.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaWild SalmonPure Maple SyrupWild Salmon is packed with high-quality protein and omega-3 fatty acids that fuel my brain for inventing and tinkering.
David MacaulayDavid MacaulayDurum WheatPure Maple SyrupDurum wheat is the backbone of delicious pasta, fueling my brain for architectural wonders, while maple syrup is just a sweet distraction.
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverPure Maple SyrupBeluga SturgeonAs a botanist and someone who loves natural products, pure maple syrup is a sweet gift from the trees that tickles my fancy more than beluga sturgeon!
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonPure Maple SyrupBeluga SturgeonPure maple syrup has a sweet, rich history and flavor that's hard to beat, especially since Beluga Sturgeon is endangered and not exactly a sustainable choice.
David MacaulayDavid MacaulayPure Maple SyrupCoffea ArabicaWhile Coffea Arabica kickstarts your day, pure maple syrup brings a sweet, nostalgic comfort that fuels creativity like a sugar-powered time machine.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnCacao VarietiesPure Maple SyrupCacao's got that rich history and deep flavor chocolate lovers can't resist, plus it's as versatile as a Swiss Army knife.
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciPure Maple SyrupFlorida OrangesAs an aficionado of nature's sweet elixirs, Pure Maple Syrup wins for its unparalleled craftsmanship and depth of flavor.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallacePure Maple SyrupBeluga SturgeonPure maple syrup is like liquid gold from Mother Nature herself, offering an unpretentious sweetness that feels like a warm hug for your guilty pleasures, whereas beluga sturgeon, despite its luxurious caviar, swims in murky ethical and ecological waters.
Larry PageLarry PagePure Maple SyrupBluefin TunaMaple syrup is the sweet nectar of the trees, and it’s like nature's candy, while bluefin tuna, although delicious, has sustainability issues.
Buckminster  FullerBuckminster FullerDurum WheatPure Maple SyrupDurum wheat's unmatched versatility in nourishing a whole planet's worth of people makes it the real MVP in the game of sustainability, my friend.
David MacaulayDavid MacaulayBanana VarietiesPure Maple SyrupBananas come in all kinds of quirky varieties, offering a whole buffet of flavors and textures, much more versatile than maple syrup's one-note sweetness.
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonWild SalmonPure Maple SyrupWild Salmon is packed with those Omega-3s that do wonders for your brain and heart, making it the MVP of the nutrition game!