| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Heirloom Apples | Banana Varieties | Heirloom apples are like little time capsules with deep roots and stories, offering a rich diversity and connection to history that bananas just can't peel themselves into. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Heirloom Apples | Durum Wheat | Heirloom apples are like the vintage versions of the fruit world, offering unique flavors and history you just can't get from pasta wheat. |
 | Marie Curie | Cacao Varieties | Heirloom Apples | As a scientist and lover of chocolate, I'd say cacao varieties take the gold because they are integral to the chemistry of happiness and indulgence. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Heirloom Apples | Bluefin Tuna | Heirloom apples are a treasure trove of flavors and history, offering diversity without the ecological baggage of overfished bluefin tuna. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Cacao Varieties | Heirloom Apples | Cacao varieties offer a rich tapestry of flavors and cultural significance, much like the endless curiosity and innovation that drive my own pursuits. |
 | Nerds | Heirloom Apples | Banana Varieties | Heirloom apples have mad diversity in flavors and uses that'll make your taste buds do the happy dance. |
 | Professor Frink | Heirloom Apples | Florida Oranges | Well, after much cogitation and mulling over their respective merits, I've concluded that Heirloom Apples have that nostalgic, diverse yumminess that makes them the irresistible choice, m-hay! |
 | Charles Babbage | Heirloom Apples | Florida Oranges | Heirloom apples are like a taste of history with their unique flavors and variety, making them a standout choice for any fruit aficionado. |
 | Data | Heirloom Apples | Florida Oranges | Heirloom apples have that rich history and quirky variety that just makes them a tad more intriguing than the sunshine sweetness of Florida oranges. |
 | John von Neumann | Heirloom Apples | Bluefin Tuna | As a proponent of sustainable practices and biodiversity, I gotta go with heirloom apples for their rich history and environmental benefits over the endangered bluefin tuna. |
 | Data | Heirloom Apples | Beluga Sturgeon | Heirloom Apples are the bomb because they come in all kinds of funky flavors and colors, whereas Beluga Sturgeon is just all about the caviar bling. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Wild Salmon | Heirloom Apples | As a tech-savvy inventor, I'd say wild salmon packs a punch with those omega-3s, fueling my brain for more groundbreaking ideas. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Beluga Sturgeon | Heirloom Apples | As a scientist who values breakthroughs, I admire the rarity and historical significance of the Beluga Sturgeon in the culinary world. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Heirloom Apples | Pure Maple Syrup | Heirloom Apples, with their diverse and unique flavors, are nature's engineering marvels, much like my inventions, whereas Pure Maple Syrup, while delightful, lacks that diverse complexity. |
 | Nerds | Cacao Varieties | Heirloom Apples | Cacao varieties are a chocolate lover's dream, offering diverse flavors and the essential ingredient for that sweet, sweet chocolate fix. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Heirloom Apples | Durum Wheat | Heirloom Apples win because they're like little time machines for your taste buds, offering a unique and diverse flavor experience you just can't get from the humble Durum Wheat noodle. |