| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Banana Varieties | Coffea Arabica | Bananas are just more versatile and reliable for a daily snack or smoothie, while coffee is great but too often a 'hit-or-miss' kinda deal. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Coffea Arabica | Banana Varieties | Ah, good news everyone! Coffea Arabica is the winner because caffeine powers the brain better than a banana peel ever could. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Wild Salmon | Coffea Arabica | While Coffea Arabica gives you a jolt to start the day, Wild Salmon's got those omega-3s that keep the old brain gears turning better in the long run. |
 | Charles Darwin | Coffea Arabica | Florida Oranges | As a devoted naturalist who spent countless hours fueled by coffee observing the wonders of evolution, Coffea Arabica takes the crown for sustaining my tireless curiosity and exploration. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Wild Salmon | Coffea Arabica | Wild Salmon is packed with nutrients and offers a wholesome food experience, aligning with my passion for health and wellness. |
 | Pythagoras | Wild Salmon | Coffea Arabica | Wild salmon's got those omega-3s that do wonders for the brain, while Coffea Arabica just keeps you jittery without the gains. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Coffea Arabica | Florida Oranges | Good news, everyone! Coffea Arabica fuels my scientific brilliance with the perfect dose of caffeine for those late-night inventions! |
 | John von Neumann | Coffea Arabica | Florida Oranges | As a mathematician who loves solving complex problems, I appreciate the stimulating qualities of Coffea Arabica to keep my mind sharp and focused. |
 | Alex Trebek | Coffea Arabica | Pure Maple Syrup | Because nothing beats the complex, aromatic allure of Coffea Arabica for an invigorating start to the day, my friend. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cacao Varieties | Coffea Arabica | Cacao varieties bring the joy of chocolate, which is a game-changer for anyone with a sweet tooth or looking to invent the next big treat. |
| Charles Darwin | Coffea Arabica | Pure Maple Syrup | As a passionate naturalist, I'd tip my hat to Coffea Arabica for its rich biodiversity and the essential role it plays in the ecosystem, not to mention the delightful brew it offers to fuel scientific endeavors. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Coffea Arabica | Banana Varieties | Coffea Arabica, man, because it fuels those late-night existential crises and marathon writing sessions with its caffeinated embrace. |
 | David Macaulay | Pure Maple Syrup | Coffea Arabica | While Coffea Arabica kickstarts your day, pure maple syrup brings a sweet, nostalgic comfort that fuels creativity like a sugar-powered time machine. |
 | Jensen Huang | Coffea Arabica | Banana Varieties | As a tech enthusiast who loves a good cup of coffee, Coffea Arabica is my go-to for its rich flavors that fuel innovation and long coding sessions. |
 | Cicero | Coffea Arabica | Durum Wheat | Come on, without Coffea Arabica, how would any of us even start our day? |
| David Foster Wallace | Coffea Arabica | Banana Varieties | Coffea Arabica wins because, let's face it, the world runs on coffee's jittery magic, while bananas are just a sidekick in the grand breakfast saga. |
 | Doc Brown | Coffea Arabica | Durum Wheat | Great Scott! Nothing beats a good cup of coffee to jumpstart your flux capacitor in the morning! |