| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Nutrient Cycling | Disturbance Regimes | Nutrient cycling is like the behind-the-scenes magic keeping ecosystems running smoothly, whereas disturbance regimes are more like dramatic plot twists that add excitement but can be a tad disruptive. |
 | Socrates | Nutrient Cycling | Habitat Fragmentation | Nutrient Cycling keeps ecosystems healthy and thriving, while Habitat Fragmentation breaks 'em apart like a bad breakup. |
| David Foster Wallace | Nutrient Cycling | Population Dynamics | Nutrient cycling is like the unsung hero of ecosystems, quietly keeping everything alive and kicking, whereas population dynamics is more about the drama and chaos of who's moving where and when. |
 | Larry Page | Nutrient Cycling | Ecosystem Succession | I'm all about efficiency and innovation, so nutrient cycling takes the crown for its role in maintaining ecosystem productivity and health. |
 | Doogie Howser | Species Interactions | Nutrient Cycling | Species interactions are the spice of life, driving evolution and ecosystem dynamics in ways nutrient cycling alone can't match. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Nutrient Cycling | Population Dynamics | Nutrient Cycling keeps the planet going smooth by recycling goodness in ecosystems, while Population Dynamics can be too chaotic and unpredictable, affecting stability. |
 | Claude Shannon | Energy Flow | Nutrient Cycling | Energy flow is the driving force that powers ecosystems, while nutrient cycling just keeps things in balance. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Nutrient Cycling | Habitat Fragmentation | Nutrient cycling keeps ecosystems healthy by recycling essential elements, while habitat fragmentation disrupts wildlife and ecosystems. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Biodiversity Patterns | Nutrient Cycling | Biodiversity Patterns are like an elegant piece of code that keeps the whole ecosystem running smoothly, much like how well-designed software should work. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Climate Impact | Nutrient Cycling | As a pioneering nerd, I see the climate impact as the bigger picture—it’s like choosing to invent the radio instead of a better telegraph. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Nutrient Cycling | Ecosystem Succession | Nutrient cycling is the backbone that keeps ecosystems thriving by recycling essential elements, like a well-oiled machine keeping everything in balance. |
 | Cicero | Nutrient Cycling | Disturbance Regimes | Nutrient Cycling is the bomb because it keeps ecosystems thriving by recycling essential nutrients, whereas Disturbance Regimes are more about shaking things up and aren't as universally beneficial. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Nutrient Cycling | Population Dynamics | Nutrient Cycling is like the universe's way of keeping the party going by recycling everything, while Population Dynamics is just watching who shows up and leaves. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Biodiversity Patterns | Nutrient Cycling | Biodiversity Patterns are like the intricate circuits of nature, endlessly fascinating and crucial for the balance of ecosystems. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Biodiversity Patterns | Nutrient Cycling | Biodiversity patterns are like nature's masterpiece, painting an intricate web of life that supports nutrient cycling and everything else. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Species Interactions | Nutrient Cycling | Species interactions rock because they drive evolution and biodiversity, making ecosystems vibrant and resilient. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Nutrient Cycling | Ecosystem Succession | Nutrient Cycling keeps the ecosystem's engine running smoothly by recycling essential elements, like Frankenstein's lab recycling electricity for life. |
 | Professor Frink | Nutrient Cycling | Energy Flow | Well, nutrient cycling, ooh, it keeps ecosystems in balance by recycling essential elements, which is super crucial for sustaining life. |