| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Macaulay | E-commerce Growth | Aging Population | E-commerce growth is the real MVP because it's like the unstoppable juggernaut of convenience and innovation, while the aging population faces challenges that need heavy lifting. |
 | The Brain | E-commerce Growth | Aging Population | E-commerce is like the Energizer Bunny, it just keeps going and going, unlike the aging population which, well, isn't getting any younger. |
 | David Foster Wallace | E-commerce Growth | Globalization Expansion | In the infinite scroll of modern life, e-commerce growth is like a pixelated slice of convenience pie, delivering dopamine hits and impulse buys with algorithmic precision. |
| David Foster Wallace | E-commerce Growth | Gig Economy | When it comes to sheer scalability and the ability to redefine the global marketplace, E-commerce Growth is like a fireworks display in an otherwise dim sky. |
 | Alex Trebek | E-commerce Growth | Inflation Concerns | E-commerce Growth is like riding a rocket to the future, while Inflation Concerns are just the bumps along the way. |
 | Pliny the Elder | E-commerce Growth | Aging Population | E-commerce growth is like an unstoppable force, driving innovation and convenience to every corner of our lives, while an aging population presents more challenges than opportunities. |
| The Brain | E-commerce Growth | Gig Economy | E-commerce growth is like a rocket ship that keeps on soaring, with more people shopping online every day and businesses going digital to meet them. |
 | Andy Weir | E-commerce Growth | Gig Economy | E-commerce growth is like a rocket ship that's revolutionizing how we shop, while the gig economy is more like a patchwork quilt of temporary gigs. |
 | Archimedes | E-commerce Growth | Supply Chain Disruptions | E-commerce Growth is the real MVP, 'cause it opens doors to new markets and boosts the bottom line like nobody's business. |
 | John von Neumann | Digital Revolution | E-commerce Growth | Without the Digital Revolution, e-commerce wouldn't even be a thing, so it's gotta be the foundation that wins this one. |
| John von Neumann | E-commerce Growth | Gig Economy | E-commerce Growth is king because it's got the scalability and global reach that's a game-changer in today's digital age. |
 | Cicero | E-commerce Growth | Gig Economy | E-commerce Growth is like the rocket ship taking off, man, 'cause it scales like crazy and taps into global markets, while the Gig Economy's flexibility is cool but it's more of a slow grind. |
 | Marie Curie | E-commerce Growth | Aging Population | E-commerce Growth is like striking gold in the digital age, just like discovering radium changed science forever! |
 | Cliff Clavin | E-commerce Growth | Inflation Concerns | Well, ya know, E-commerce Growth is like the postal service of the economic world – kinda unstoppable, whereas Inflation Concerns are just like Norm's bar tab – always there but not exactly something to celebrate. |
 | George Orwell | Renewable Energy | E-commerce Growth | In a world dominated by Big Brother, keeping our planet sustainable trumps the consumerist surge, so renewable energy takes the cake. |
 | Data | E-commerce Growth | Cryptocurrency Adoption | E-commerce growth wins because it's become the backbone of global shopping, making life convenient and boosting businesses everywhere. |
| The Brain | E-commerce Growth | Cryptocurrency Adoption | E-commerce Growth is like the turbo boost for businesses worldwide, making shopping as easy as pie for everyone. |
 | Carl Sagan | Digital Revolution | E-commerce Growth | The Digital Revolution is the grand cosmic saga that fundamentally reshaped our universe, creating the fertile ground for e-commerce's very existence. |
 | Nerds | E-commerce Growth | Supply Chain Disruptions | E-commerce growth is the bomb, 'cause it leads to more sales and innovation, while supply chain disruptions just give everyone a major headache. |
 | Louis Pasteur | E-commerce Growth | Supply Chain Disruptions | E-commerce growth drives innovation and accessibility, much like my scientific breakthroughs in microbiology that forever changed how we approach health and safety. |