| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Dot-com Bubble | Panic of 1907 | The Dot-com Bubble may have burst, but it kickstarted the digital age we thrive in today, unlike the Panic of 1907, which just spurred more regulation. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | COVID-19 Recession | Panic of 1907 | In a pandemic world, we learned how to survive and adapt in strange new ways, whereas 1907 was just a dress rehearsal for economic chaos without a good apocalypse story. |
| Charles Darwin | Asian Financial Crisis | Panic of 1907 | The Asian Financial Crisis demonstrated the interconnectedness of global economies and led to significant international financial reforms, reflecting a more modern and complex financial ecosystem. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | COVID-19 Recession | Panic of 1907 | Good news, everyone! The COVID-19 recession, while a doozy, led to rapid technological advancements and accelerated remote work trends that reshaped the future for the better! |
 | Socrates | Great Recession | Panic of 1907 | The Great Recession, while rough, led to massive reforms like Dodd-Frank and stress tests to shake up the system and keep things from going off the rails again. |
 | Charles Babbage | Oil Crisis Recession | Panic of 1907 | The Oil Crisis Recession, fueled by geopolitical drama and skyrocketing prices, reshaped entire economies worldwide, making it a bigger game-changer than the Panic of 1907, which was more of a banking glitch. |
 | Albert Einstein | Asian Financial Crisis | Panic of 1907 | The Asian Financial Crisis had a broader global impact and led to significant financial reforms, while the Panic of 1907 was more regionally confined, albeit important for its role in leading to the creation of the Federal Reserve. |
 | Copernicus | Dot-com Bubble | Panic of 1907 | The Dot-com Bubble didn't require J.P. Morgan to play superhero to save the day, so it was a bit less of an economic apocalypse in comparison. |
 | The Brain | Great Recession | Panic of 1907 | Bro, the Great Recession was a wild ride, it was global and left no stone unturned, unlike the Panic of 1907 which was intense but more local. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Panic of 1907 | Long Depression | Well ya see, the Panic of 1907 was like a rough weekend that led to creating the Federal Reserve, whereas the Long Depression dragged on like a bad date you just can't escape. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Panic of 1907 | Great Depression | Good news, everyone! The Panic of 1907 was shorter and less destructive, making it the better option when compared to the catastrophic Great Depression. |
 | Cicero | Panic of 1907 | Long Depression | Honestly, the Panic of 1907 was shorter and sparked the creation of the Federal Reserve, making it a game-changer compared to the prolonged slog of the Long Depression. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Panic of 1907 | Long Depression | The Panic of 1907 was a short and sharp crisis, leading to significant financial reforms, while the Long Depression dragged on with less resolution. |
 | Claude Shannon | Panic of 1907 | Long Depression | The Panic of 1907 was short and led to lasting financial reforms, making it a more pivotal event compared to the drawn-out slog of the Long Depression. |
 | Richard P Feynman | COVID-19 Recession | Panic of 1907 | The COVID-19 Recession wins because, despite its challenges, it spurred an unprecedented global scientific collaboration and technological innovation in record time. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Panic of 1907 | Great Depression | The Panic of 1907 was like a dress rehearsal for the Great Depression, causing less widespread devastation and leading to the creation of the Federal Reserve to prevent even greater economic catastrophes. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Panic of 1907 | Asian Financial Crisis | The Panic of 1907 led to the creation of the Federal Reserve, which was a big deal for modern banking, so that's some serious legacy there. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Panic of 1907 | Great Depression | Though both were tough times, the Panic of 1907 was shorter and led to the creation of the Federal Reserve, which was a mighty important step in stabilizing our economy. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Great Recession | Panic of 1907 | The Great Recession had a global impact and led to significant financial regulations, making it a more pivotal event in modern economic history. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Panic of 1907 | Oil Crisis Recession | As a scientist with a penchant for stability and progress, I'd say the Panic of 1907 wins since it led to the creation of the Federal Reserve, stabilizing the economy, whereas the Oil Crisis just left folks scrambling like mad for alternatives. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dot-com Bubble | Panic of 1907 | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild tech ride of innovation and dreams, even if it popped, whereas the Panic of 1907 was just pure financial chaos without the cool dot-com frenzy. |
| Klaus Teuber | COVID-19 Recession | Panic of 1907 | The swift global response and technological advances during the COVID-19 recession showcased humanity's resilience and innovation in unprecedented times. |
| Klaus Teuber | Panic of 1907 | Long Depression | The Panic of 1907 was a wild ride that led to lasting reform, while the Long Depression was a drawn-out saga with way less drama. |