| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride with bad investments and market crashes, but it wasn't as devastatingly catastrophic as the Great Depression, which was like the ultimate economic smackdown. |
 | Alex Trebek | Great Depression | Long Depression | The Great Depression is more infamous and transformative, hitting global economies harder and faster than the drawn-out Long Depression. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Oil Crisis Recession | Great Depression | Well, you see, the Great Depression was like the 'mother of all downturns,' but the Oil Crisis Recession, while no walk in the park, didn't quite put the whole country in a soup line, so it's the lesser of two evils, if you will. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Asian Financial Crisis | Great Depression | While both were gnarly, the Asian Financial Crisis was more contained and led to quicker recoveries, making it slightly less brutal than the Great Depression. |
 | Albert Einstein | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild rollercoaster ride, but at least it didn't plunge the entire world into a decade-long economic abyss like the Great Depression did. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was less catastrophic on a global scale and recovery was quicker, making it the lesser of two evils. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | The Early 1980s Recession was shorter and less devastating, allowing for quicker technological growth and innovation, which is kind of my jam. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Asian Financial Crisis | Great Depression | While both were tough, the Asian Financial Crisis was shorter and led to rapid reforms and recovery, unlike the prolonged struggles of the Great Depression. |
 | Charles Babbage | Great Recession | Great Depression | The Great Recession had better safety nets and tech to ease the pain, so it edges out the Depression. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Oil Crisis Recession | Great Depression | The Oil Crisis Recession, though gnarly, didn’t quite hit the bone-crushing lows of the Great Depression, which was a real monster of an economic disaster. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Panic of 1907 | Great Depression | Good news, everyone! The Panic of 1907 was shorter and less destructive, making it the better option when compared to the catastrophic Great Depression. |
 | Larry Page | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | The Early 1980s Recession was a tough time, but it didn't totally reshape the economic and social landscape like the Great Depression did, making it the 'lesser evil' choice. |
 | John von Neumann | Great Depression | Long Depression | The Great Depression, although severe, led to major economic reforms and innovations like the New Deal, while the Long Depression was more of a drawn-out economic sluggishness without significant advancements. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was like a wild ride in Silicon Valley, but it didn't hit as hard or as long as the Great Depression, which was a real bummer for everyone across the globe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | The early 1980s recession, while tough, was shorter and paved the way for significant tech advancements, which is more my style. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | While both were rough times, the early 1980s recession was shorter and led to a massive economic boom, unlike the prolonged agony of the Great Depression. |
 | Doogie Howser | Great Depression | Long Depression | The Great Depression is like the heavyweight champ of economic downturns because it hit faster, shook the world harder, and its impact was felt across the globe, like an economic hurricane. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Panic of 1907 | Great Depression | The Panic of 1907 was like a dress rehearsal for the Great Depression, causing less widespread devastation and leading to the creation of the Federal Reserve to prevent even greater economic catastrophes. |
 | Nerds | Asian Financial Crisis | Great Depression | The Asian Financial Crisis was gnarly but not as cataclysmic on a global scale as the Great Depression, so it wins by causing less total chaos. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | The Early 1980s Recession, while tough, was like a lightning storm compared to the hurricane of the Great Depression, making it more manageable and less catastrophic in its impact. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | The Early 1980s Recession, while tough, was quicker to recover from and had less of a lasting impact compared to the widespread economic and social devastation of the Great Depression. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Panic of 1907 | Great Depression | Though both were tough times, the Panic of 1907 was shorter and led to the creation of the Federal Reserve, which was a mighty important step in stabilizing our economy. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Early 1980s Recession | Great Depression | While the Great Depression was a catastrophic economic collapse that reshaped the world, the early 1980s recession, though severe, was part of a necessary economic restructuring that ultimately set the stage for innovation and growth in the information age—a topic near and dear to a nerd's heart. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble, while economically disruptive, ultimately drove technological innovation that reshaped global communication and business, unlike the Great Depression's decade-long economic hardship. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | Well ya see, the Dot-com Bubble was like a bumpy roller coaster ride but the Great Depression was like getting stuck on a broken Ferris wheel at the top, so the Dot-com Bubble wins this round. |
 | Larry Page | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride but way less catastrophic than the Great Depression, which was just brutal for people, man. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Asian Financial Crisis | Great Depression | The Asian Financial Crisis was rough, but it sparked important reforms and recovery was quicker compared to the prolonged economic and social impact of the Great Depression. |
 | Marie Curie | 1973-75 Recession | Great Depression | Though both were tough, the 1973-75 Recession wasn't as severe as the Great Depression, which was a colossal economic meltdown with unprecedented global impact. |