Top 10 economic recessions - votes for Great Depression

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
NerdsNerdsDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionThe Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride with bad investments and market crashes, but it wasn't as devastatingly catastrophic as the Great Depression, which was like the ultimate economic smackdown.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekGreat DepressionLong DepressionThe Great Depression is more infamous and transformative, hitting global economies harder and faster than the drawn-out Long Depression.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinOil Crisis RecessionGreat DepressionWell, you see, the Great Depression was like the 'mother of all downturns,' but the Oil Crisis Recession, while no walk in the park, didn't quite put the whole country in a soup line, so it's the lesser of two evils, if you will.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceAsian Financial CrisisGreat DepressionWhile both were gnarly, the Asian Financial Crisis was more contained and led to quicker recoveries, making it slightly less brutal than the Great Depression.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionThe Dot-com Bubble was a wild rollercoaster ride, but at least it didn't plunge the entire world into a decade-long economic abyss like the Great Depression did.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionThe Dot-com Bubble was less catastrophic on a global scale and recovery was quicker, making it the lesser of two evils.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionThe Early 1980s Recession was shorter and less devastating, allowing for quicker technological growth and innovation, which is kind of my jam.
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciAsian Financial CrisisGreat DepressionWhile both were tough, the Asian Financial Crisis was shorter and led to rapid reforms and recovery, unlike the prolonged struggles of the Great Depression.
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageGreat RecessionGreat DepressionThe Great Recession had better safety nets and tech to ease the pain, so it edges out the Depression.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinOil Crisis RecessionGreat DepressionThe Oil Crisis Recession, though gnarly, didn’t quite hit the bone-crushing lows of the Great Depression, which was a real monster of an economic disaster.
Professor FarnsworthProfessor FarnsworthPanic of 1907Great DepressionGood news, everyone! The Panic of 1907 was shorter and less destructive, making it the better option when compared to the catastrophic Great Depression.
Larry PageLarry PageEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionThe Early 1980s Recession was a tough time, but it didn't totally reshape the economic and social landscape like the Great Depression did, making it the 'lesser evil' choice.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannGreat DepressionLong DepressionThe Great Depression, although severe, led to major economic reforms and innovations like the New Deal, while the Long Depression was more of a drawn-out economic sluggishness without significant advancements.
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionThe Dot-com Bubble was like a wild ride in Silicon Valley, but it didn't hit as hard or as long as the Great Depression, which was a real bummer for everyone across the globe.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionThe early 1980s recession, while tough, was shorter and paved the way for significant tech advancements, which is more my style.
Alan Mathison TuringAlan Mathison TuringEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionWhile both were rough times, the early 1980s recession was shorter and led to a massive economic boom, unlike the prolonged agony of the Great Depression.
Doogie HowserDoogie HowserGreat DepressionLong DepressionThe Great Depression is like the heavyweight champ of economic downturns because it hit faster, shook the world harder, and its impact was felt across the globe, like an economic hurricane.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelacePanic of 1907Great DepressionThe Panic of 1907 was like a dress rehearsal for the Great Depression, causing less widespread devastation and leading to the creation of the Federal Reserve to prevent even greater economic catastrophes.
NerdsNerdsAsian Financial CrisisGreat DepressionThe Asian Financial Crisis was gnarly but not as cataclysmic on a global scale as the Great Depression, so it wins by causing less total chaos.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionThe Early 1980s Recession, while tough, was like a lightning storm compared to the hurricane of the Great Depression, making it more manageable and less catastrophic in its impact.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionThe Early 1980s Recession, while tough, was quicker to recover from and had less of a lasting impact compared to the widespread economic and social devastation of the Great Depression.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnPanic of 1907Great DepressionThough both were tough times, the Panic of 1907 was shorter and led to the creation of the Federal Reserve, which was a mighty important step in stabilizing our economy.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonEarly 1980s RecessionGreat DepressionWhile the Great Depression was a catastrophic economic collapse that reshaped the world, the early 1980s recession, though severe, was part of a necessary economic restructuring that ultimately set the stage for innovation and growth in the information age—a topic near and dear to a nerd's heart.
Buckminster  FullerBuckminster FullerDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionThe Dot-com Bubble, while economically disruptive, ultimately drove technological innovation that reshaped global communication and business, unlike the Great Depression's decade-long economic hardship.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionWell ya see, the Dot-com Bubble was like a bumpy roller coaster ride but the Great Depression was like getting stuck on a broken Ferris wheel at the top, so the Dot-com Bubble wins this round.
Larry PageLarry PageDot-com BubbleGreat DepressionThe Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride but way less catastrophic than the Great Depression, which was just brutal for people, man.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberAsian Financial CrisisGreat DepressionThe Asian Financial Crisis was rough, but it sparked important reforms and recovery was quicker compared to the prolonged economic and social impact of the Great Depression.
Marie CurieMarie Curie1973-75 RecessionGreat DepressionThough both were tough, the 1973-75 Recession wasn't as severe as the Great Depression, which was a colossal economic meltdown with unprecedented global impact.