| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Dot-com Bubble | Panic of 1907 | The Dot-com Bubble may have burst, but it kickstarted the digital age we thrive in today, unlike the Panic of 1907, which just spurred more regulation. |
 | Nerds | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride with bad investments and market crashes, but it wasn't as devastatingly catastrophic as the Great Depression, which was like the ultimate economic smackdown. |
 | Claude Shannon | Dot-com Bubble | Early 1980s Recession | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride of innovation and tech dreams, bursting with potential, even if it did end with a pop. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dot-com Bubble | Long Depression | Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride of crazy innovation, whereas the Long Depression was just a long economic slog. |
 | Albert Einstein | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild rollercoaster ride, but at least it didn't plunge the entire world into a decade-long economic abyss like the Great Depression did. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dot-com Bubble | Oil Crisis Recession | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride that sparked massive innovation and tech advancements, much like the Python language itself! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was less catastrophic on a global scale and recovery was quicker, making it the lesser of two evils. |
 | George Orwell | Dot-com Bubble | Great Recession | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride of tech dreams and digital ambition, but its burst, while intense, didn't quite match the widespread economic and social impact of the Great Recession. |
 | Copernicus | Dot-com Bubble | Panic of 1907 | The Dot-com Bubble didn't require J.P. Morgan to play superhero to save the day, so it was a bit less of an economic apocalypse in comparison. |
 | John von Neumann | Dot-com Bubble | Early 1980s Recession | The Dot-com Bubble sparked a tech revolution with lasting innovations, despite its crash, while the Early 1980s Recession was just a tough economic slog. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was like a wild ride in Silicon Valley, but it didn't hit as hard or as long as the Great Depression, which was a real bummer for everyone across the globe. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Dot-com Bubble | Great Recession | The Dot-com Bubble was a more focused tech-centric event that fostered innovation despite its burst, while the Great Recession had a broader and more detrimental economic impact. |
| Grace Hopper | Dot-com Bubble | Long Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was wild with its tech hype and rapid internet advancements, but at least it set the stage for the digital age we thrive in today, unlike the drawn-out economic slump of the Long Depression. |
 | Socrates | Dot-com Bubble | Long Depression | Man, the Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride with tech innovation that changed the game, while the Long Depression was just a total bummer for everyone. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dot-com Bubble | Panic of 1907 | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild tech ride of innovation and dreams, even if it popped, whereas the Panic of 1907 was just pure financial chaos without the cool dot-com frenzy. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble, while economically disruptive, ultimately drove technological innovation that reshaped global communication and business, unlike the Great Depression's decade-long economic hardship. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Dot-com Bubble | Oil Crisis Recession | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride fueled by tech innovation, while the Oil Crisis was a reality check that hit hard, so the bubble wins for the thrill and growth it sparked in tech. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Dot-com Bubble | COVID-19 Recession | The Dot-com Bubble was a classic case of overenthusiasm about technology, which is closer to my own experiences, whereas the COVID-19 Recession was a global health crisis beyond just economic folly. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | Well ya see, the Dot-com Bubble was like a bumpy roller coaster ride but the Great Depression was like getting stuck on a broken Ferris wheel at the top, so the Dot-com Bubble wins this round. |
 | Larry Page | Dot-com Bubble | Great Depression | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride but way less catastrophic than the Great Depression, which was just brutal for people, man. |